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Title: Slightly adult joke
Post by: waspy on 19 March 2008, 19:23:09
The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: Gaffers on 19 March 2008, 19:26:14
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: STMO123 on 19 March 2008, 19:26:53
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

Each to his own ::)       ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: MikeDundee on 19 March 2008, 19:28:18
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

Theo will be confused then ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: waspy on 19 March 2008, 19:28:42
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: master-sambo on 19 March 2008, 19:29:29
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

It is slightly further round the back :D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: Dave-C on 19 March 2008, 19:30:45
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Keister ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: waspy on 19 March 2008, 19:30:48
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

It is slightly further round the back :D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Ahhh  :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: Gaffers on 19 March 2008, 19:36:30
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

What does fanny mean in the USA then  :-? :-? :-?

Keister ;D ;D

Its a part of the anatomy that Loo-newbie likes  .....  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: miggy on 19 March 2008, 19:37:01
when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: smoothomega on 19 March 2008, 19:39:48
Just picked myself up off the floor after PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D brilliant  :y
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: Gaffers on 19 March 2008, 19:41:22
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: miggy on 19 March 2008, 19:42:19
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...

What response did you get... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: Gaffers on 19 March 2008, 19:43:48
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

Or go into a gay bar (by accident) and ask where you can smoke a fag!!   :y :y

Cue running shoes...


What response did you get... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Coulden't hear them for dodging the handbags and tubs of vaseline..
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: mars on 19 March 2008, 20:06:21
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when in America...tell one of them you are dying for a fag. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: amigov6 on 20 March 2008, 00:01:57
Tastes nice too!!!! :y
Title: Re: Slightly adult joke
Post by: Debs. on 20 March 2008, 06:39:07
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The best engine in the world is the fanny, it takes any size piston, starts with one finger, is self lubricating, does it's own oil change every four weeks..... It's just a shame the management system is so temperamental

I hope no Yanks see this, for them 'fanny' means something else.....    ;D ;D ;D

 :o........every engine has an exhaust!  ;D