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Title: I nearly weed myself!
Post by: PhilRich on 10 January 2012, 22:23:56
Picking my 6 year old Granddaughter up from school this afternoon I was in desperate need of a pee! Swmbo then decided she MUST go into ASDA on the way home. 'Thank the Stars' I said, I can nip in the loo there! Not so!!!! our little darling refused to leave the car & couldn't be left alone  ???....ergo I had to remain with her while entreating the Mrs to be bloody swift! :D After 10 minutes of clenching my buttocks & crossing my legs in every possible combination to stave off the increasingly urgent bladder spasms, our little Princess said, 'It's a pity you're not younger Grandad', 'cos then you could have done the 'Hold your wee dance'. She then got out of the car & proceeded to jump up & down on the spot!! :o 'This is how we do it at school' she said, but you can't stop jumping or else your wee comes out!' :P
Not only was I agog with admiration at this youthful Gem, I was very very nearly soaked from the waist down!!! ;D
And yes, I did JUST make it home in time only for it to take FOREVER for my bloody bladder to empty! If only i'd been younger............ ;D :y
Title: Re: I nearly weed myself!
Post by: millwall on 10 January 2012, 22:26:36
kids they are priceless  ;D ;D
Title: Re: I nearly weed myself!
Post by: omegod on 10 January 2012, 22:30:16
Kids hey ::) ;D

My daughter of 8 had me in bits just by pulling a face earlier :)

Should have made the Mrs stay in the car and done the shopping/wee wee yourself :-X
Title: Re: I nearly weed myself!
Post by: Tony H on 10 January 2012, 22:32:45
kids they are priceless  ;D ;D
+1 "out of the mouth of babes"  ;D I bet you wish you had the bladder control that you had when you were twenty. 
Title: Re: I nearly weed myself!
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 10 January 2012, 22:58:20
Class ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D