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Title: What the words really mean....
Post by: hotel21 on 19 March 2008, 20:19:29
Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: miggy on 19 March 2008, 20:20:58
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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

PMSL..... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: MikeDundee on 19 March 2008, 20:22:09
All so true ;D ;D
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Entwood on 19 March 2008, 20:23:19
Epic ...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Gaffers on 19 March 2008, 20:27:41
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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five two minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

slight correction made ...... cue marie........  ::) ::)
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Paulus on 19 March 2008, 20:28:33
This must have been written by a woman.  ;D
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: waspy on 19 March 2008, 20:39:37
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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

 :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: smoothomega on 19 March 2008, 20:41:51
Spot on  :y
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: maria on 19 March 2008, 23:01:24
Thats my favorite word " whatever"  :)
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: amigov6 on 21 March 2008, 00:45:42
Re the other similar post, i don't put up with it....(anymore)!!!! 8-)
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Andy B on 21 March 2008, 01:02:21
No 1 daughter shortened it to .... what evs! ;)
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Vamps on 21 March 2008, 01:06:01
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Re the other similar post, i don't put up with it....(anymore)!!!! 8-)

And I am getting to that point, is it worth it??
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Marie on 21 March 2008, 09:17:08
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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five two minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

slight correction made ...... cue marie........  ::) ::)

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: phil her up on 21 March 2008, 11:27:49
10,) " what part of no don't you understand":  This is a very worrying thing to hear from a woman, she is in a most volatile state of mind, indicating a complete lack of respect, even if not said  while suffering PMT  it's best to leave the house for a few days  ;)
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: davlad22 on 21 March 2008, 13:09:51
 ;D ;D ;D

I have to tell you guys, i'm leaving to join a monastery  :o
Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: zippo on 21 March 2008, 13:54:08
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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!
Ive been on the receiving end of a few of those statements, no"8
especially ,Lmao  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: What the words really mean....
Post by: Gaffers on 21 March 2008, 18:14:48
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Nine statements women use...
 
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.  Five minutes is only five two minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
 
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
 
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
 
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
 
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
 
9.) Don't worry, I'm doing it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.  Then you RUN!

slight correction made ...... cue marie........  ::) ::)

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



I only said it because you sound so much like my swmbo when she's pis$ed off   ;)    

And no she aint a red head    :o