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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: phil her up on 23 March 2008, 13:46:11
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Two gobstoppers are in a pub having a conversation. The first one is adamant that he's so hard he could take any sweet in the place. A humbug walks in and the lairy gobstopper goes right up to him and says "Come on then, come on do ya want some?" "No," replies the humbug," I just want to enjoy a quiet drink with my friend the Haribo bear over there." A Sherbet Lemon walks in to join the others and as he's sitting down the gobstopper comes up to them and says "Come on then!1 one a t a time or all together, I'll take you all on!!" And the three just cower in the corner. THen A Halls Soother walks in and the gobstopper dives over the bar and crouches underneath, shivering with fright. The barman looks down and asks him what the matter is " I thought you said you was hard?" "I'm not going near him!" says the Gobstopper, "He's Menthol!!!"
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brilliant i love it ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Two gobstoppers roads are in a pub having a conversation. The first one is adamant that he's so hard he could take any sweet road in the place. A humbug B-Road walks in and the lairy gobstopper road goes right up to him and says "Come on then, come on do ya want some?" "No," replies the humbug B-Road," I just want to enjoy a quiet drink with my friend the Haribo bear country lane over there." A Sherbet Lemon dual carriage-way walks in to join the others and as he's sitting down the road comes up to them and says "Come on then! 1 one at a time or all together, I'll take you all on!!" And the three just cower in the corner. Then a Halls Soother really skinny strip of tarmac walks in and the gobstopper road dives over the bar and crouches underneath, shivering with fright. The barman looks down and asks him what the matter is " I thought you said you was hard?" "I'm not going near him!" says the Gobstopper, "He's Menthol a cyclepath!!!"
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lol
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;D ;D ;D
Two packets of crisps are walking down the road. A car pulls up and the driver says do you want a lift. They both reply, " No thanks, we're Walkers."
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::) ;D