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Title: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: robbo299 on 30 January 2012, 20:44:00
Daz ( DLK ) popped in today for a cuppa and chat. I couldn`t help noticing he refused his usual sugar intake for his cuppa and also the usual bacon butties, choc digestives and even jaffa cakes. Concerned about this, thinking something was seriously wrong, he told me he was on a diet as he felt he needed to loose some weight. Anyone who is going through the mid life crisis like Daz ( buying a scoobie is a classic symptom ) needs all the help we can offer. So, in future, if Daz comes to your home to do any work on your Omegas, or even for a chat, please bear this in mind and keep him from temptation and just offer him ryvita ( unbuttered ) biscuits and water. I`m sure he will appreciate your help in this matter.  ;) :y
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: jonny2112 on 30 January 2012, 20:50:32
I`m sure he will appreciate your help in this matter.  ;) :y

I wouldn't be sure  :-X
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:21:21
Why does Adonis need to go on a diet?  ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: PhilRich on 30 January 2012, 21:22:25
He'll get his own back by turning up the volume on Rick Nastily! You have been warned!!! ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Lazydocker on 30 January 2012, 21:24:17
Why does Adonis need to go on a diet?  ;D
Adonis doesn't.... He's dead ;) ;)

You, however :-X :-X :P :P ::) ::) :D :D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Gaffers on 30 January 2012, 21:36:57
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:41:33
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Gaffers on 30 January 2012, 21:45:03
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D

I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine!  What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: feeutfo on 30 January 2012, 21:46:18
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
Bad news for the kidnappers, they'll be too big for twinkle toes soon.
... Do crocks do a width fitting? ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Andy B on 30 January 2012, 21:46:34
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 What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

You didn't try to explain then .........  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Gaffers on 30 January 2012, 21:50:02
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 What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

You didn't try to explain then .........  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

No point, she likes real men  ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:51:31
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D

I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine!  What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well the words that have come from your mouth Guffer really says " the women you have surrounded yourself with have never met a real man" bring them down here son, I will nail em as fast as ya can get them under me  ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Gaffers on 30 January 2012, 21:53:00
I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...

That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D

I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine!  What man would wear pink crocks?'  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well the words that have come from your mouth Guffer really says " the women you have surrounded yourself with have never met a real man" bring them down here son, I will nail em as fast as ya can get them under me  ;D

I heard the paunch got in the way nailing anything ;)
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: PhilRich on 30 January 2012, 21:54:10
 I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:55:04
A man in your position should not listen to gossip from morons ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Gaffers on 30 January 2012, 21:55:14
Too much ballast by the sound of it  :y
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 21:56:05
I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D

Are you ok Phyliss? Is someone looking after ya?
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2012, 21:56:24
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:00:48
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0

Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs  :-*

I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton  Moors  ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: PhilRich on 30 January 2012, 22:04:42
I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D

Are you ok Phyliss? Is someone looking after ya?
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Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Gaffers on 30 January 2012, 22:05:46
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0

Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs  :-*

I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton  Moors  ;D

Fine, but as already mentionned if your paunch is so big it's hiding your c0ck how do you expect to dig a hole without putting a spade through your foot?  ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2012, 22:05:55
I can put you onto a nice 2.6 CDX soon. :y

Well, I say soon,but at the rate its going it might be a christmas present to yourself. ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:24:25
Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\

I think I might have found just the car for you. :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0

Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs  :-*

I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton  Moors  ;D

Fine, but as already mentionned if your paunch is so big it's hiding your c0ck how do you expect to dig a hole without putting a spade through your foot?  ;D

Before I was a shadow of my former self, I used a hat with a small 12" extension attached to it, which then had a remote control mirror on the end. Excellent tool for digging etc I will bring it for ya mate as I know longer have a use for it  :-*
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:26:17
I can put you onto a nice 2.6 CDX soon. :y

Well, I say soon,but at the rate its going it might be a christmas present to yourself. ;D

What a Christmas present thanks Albs  :-*
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: albitz on 30 January 2012, 22:32:00
"Christmas present to yourself". :P :y ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:35:19
"Christmas present to yourself". :P :y ;D

Oh right, well thanks for break all then  ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: CaptainZok on 30 January 2012, 22:36:56
Are they all having a go at you again Dazzle?
Best run and tell yer Dad. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 30 January 2012, 22:42:48
Are they all having a go at you again Dazzle?
Best run and tell yer Dad. ;D ;D

Bullys Captain, thats what they are  :'(
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: CaptainZok on 30 January 2012, 23:05:22
I'm sure Highlander will sort em out for you mate.
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: hotel21 on 30 January 2012, 23:31:02
I'm sure Highlander will sort em out for you mate.
It the lad keeps sticking his helmet up above other folks parapets then, well, hell mend him.....   ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Del Boy on 31 January 2012, 09:54:10
I think amazon took the pink shoes?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B004HI8LQQ/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/278-3099900-2899824
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 31 January 2012, 13:41:28
i think its all rather harsh myself poor lads just a little chubby but he will grow out of it.Just you wait and see

come newent or maybe lakes bet he will be a slim mean loving machine

i must admit i had too look hard at the tv ther other night could have swore i saw him getting out of a recovery truck in italy
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Elite Pete on 31 January 2012, 13:56:54
You know what they say youth, it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::) ;D
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 31 January 2012, 15:16:27
You know what they say youth, it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::) ;D

See youth, these young lads who have only just got a few hairs round their Dick, don't understand what dedication it takes to have a nest egg tummy.
My Mum used to say "you need a little extra over the winter" well thats exactly what I did. Now though its coming off obviously until next winter.
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 31 January 2012, 15:21:54
You know what they say youth, it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::) ;D

See youth, these young lads who have only just got a few hairs round their Dick, don't understand what dedication it takes to have a nest egg tummy.
My Mum used to say "you need a little extra over the winter" well thats exactly what I did. Now though its coming off obviously until next winter.

what hair i shave mine off makes mr wiggly look like a Millwall Supporter bit like yeah bitcha you want some :o :o

not quite worked yet though

talking off millwall is he on a ban again
Title: Re: Lets help Daz out.
Post by: SJKOO01 on 31 January 2012, 16:15:09
Pinky's becoming Perky then...  :D ::)