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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: robbo299 on 30 January 2012, 20:44:00
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Daz ( DLK ) popped in today for a cuppa and chat. I couldn`t help noticing he refused his usual sugar intake for his cuppa and also the usual bacon butties, choc digestives and even jaffa cakes. Concerned about this, thinking something was seriously wrong, he told me he was on a diet as he felt he needed to loose some weight. Anyone who is going through the mid life crisis like Daz ( buying a scoobie is a classic symptom ) needs all the help we can offer. So, in future, if Daz comes to your home to do any work on your Omegas, or even for a chat, please bear this in mind and keep him from temptation and just offer him ryvita ( unbuttered ) biscuits and water. I`m sure he will appreciate your help in this matter. ;) :y
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I`m sure he will appreciate your help in this matter. ;) :y
I wouldn't be sure :-X
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Why does Adonis need to go on a diet? ;D
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He'll get his own back by turning up the volume on Rick Nastily! You have been warned!!! ;D
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Why does Adonis need to go on a diet? ;D
Adonis doesn't.... He's dead ;) ;)
You, however :-X :-X :P :P ::) ::) :D :D
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I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
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I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D
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I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D
I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine! What man would wear pink crocks?' ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
Bad news for the kidnappers, they'll be too big for twinkle toes soon.
... Do crocks do a width fitting? ;D
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What man would wear pink crocks?' ;D ;D ;D ;D
You didn't try to explain then ......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What man would wear pink crocks?' ;D ;D ;D ;D
You didn't try to explain then ......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
No point, she likes real men ;D
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I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D
I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine! What man would wear pink crocks?' ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well the words that have come from your mouth Guffer really says " the women you have surrounded yourself with have never met a real man" bring them down here son, I will nail em as fast as ya can get them under me ;D
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I thought this was going to be about finding some pink footwear...
That would be a great find, when they are stuck on top of a tank somewhere in Afgan ;D
I saw some the other day and wondered if they were yours.... and then the woman whose house I was staying in said 'Nope, they are mine! What man would wear pink crocks?' ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well the words that have come from your mouth Guffer really says " the women you have surrounded yourself with have never met a real man" bring them down here son, I will nail em as fast as ya can get them under me ;D
I heard the paunch got in the way nailing anything ;)
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I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D
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A man in your position should not listen to gossip from morons ;D
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Too much ballast by the sound of it :y
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I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D
Are you ok Phyliss? Is someone looking after ya?
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Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\
I think I might have found just the car for you. :y
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0
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Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\
I think I might have found just the car for you. :y
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0
Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs :-*
I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton Moors ;D
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I'm mildly surprised Daz hasn't signed on for a few years 'Before the Mast'? I know the rum has sadly 'gone west' & 'the lash' has been replaced by Stoppage of Leave & Pay but there's still plenty of scope for a 'bit of the other' (if you know what I mean, nudge nudge, wink wink!) ;D
Are you ok Phyliss? Is someone looking after ya?
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Shhhhh! I've slipped out via the fire escape! See you round the back of the bike sheds, you bring 'the necessary'! ;)
P.S. I've got something long & pink for you Lover :-*.
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By the way, you do still take a size 13 in a 'Croc' don't you Daz? :-\
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Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\
I think I might have found just the car for you. :y
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0
Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs :-*
I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton Moors ;D
Fine, but as already mentionned if your paunch is so big it's hiding your c0ck how do you expect to dig a hole without putting a spade through your foot? ;D
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I can put you onto a nice 2.6 CDX soon. :y
Well, I say soon,but at the rate its going it might be a christmas present to yourself. ;D
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Daz - am I correct in thinking you dont currently have an Omega of your own ? :-\
I think I might have found just the car for you. :y
http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=98814.0
Very comforting to think that even though I am out of sight, I aren't out of mind Albs :-*
I am waiting for the right Omega to come along though you see. An estate I think will be better so I can get Guffer and Lazytinker in the boot as I plan on burying them up Buxton Moors ;D
Fine, but as already mentionned if your paunch is so big it's hiding your c0ck how do you expect to dig a hole without putting a spade through your foot? ;D
Before I was a shadow of my former self, I used a hat with a small 12" extension attached to it, which then had a remote control mirror on the end. Excellent tool for digging etc I will bring it for ya mate as I know longer have a use for it :-*
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I can put you onto a nice 2.6 CDX soon. :y
Well, I say soon,but at the rate its going it might be a christmas present to yourself. ;D
What a Christmas present thanks Albs :-*
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"Christmas present to yourself". :P :y ;D
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"Christmas present to yourself". :P :y ;D
Oh right, well thanks for break all then ;D
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Are they all having a go at you again Dazzle?
Best run and tell yer Dad. ;D ;D
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Are they all having a go at you again Dazzle?
Best run and tell yer Dad. ;D ;D
Bullys Captain, thats what they are :'(
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I'm sure Highlander will sort em out for you mate.
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I'm sure Highlander will sort em out for you mate.
It the lad keeps sticking his helmet up above other folks parapets then, well, hell mend him..... ;D
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I think amazon took the pink shoes?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B004HI8LQQ/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/278-3099900-2899824
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i think its all rather harsh myself poor lads just a little chubby but he will grow out of it.Just you wait and see
come newent or maybe lakes bet he will be a slim mean loving machine
i must admit i had too look hard at the tv ther other night could have swore i saw him getting out of a recovery truck in italy
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You know what they say youth, it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::) ;D
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You know what they say youth, it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::) ;D
See youth, these young lads who have only just got a few hairs round their Dick, don't understand what dedication it takes to have a nest egg tummy.
My Mum used to say "you need a little extra over the winter" well thats exactly what I did. Now though its coming off obviously until next winter.
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You know what they say youth, it takes a big hammer to knock a big nail in ::) ;D
See youth, these young lads who have only just got a few hairs round their Dick, don't understand what dedication it takes to have a nest egg tummy.
My Mum used to say "you need a little extra over the winter" well thats exactly what I did. Now though its coming off obviously until next winter.
what hair i shave mine off makes mr wiggly look like a Millwall Supporter bit like yeah bitcha you want some :o :o
not quite worked yet though
talking off millwall is he on a ban again
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Pinky's becoming Perky then... :D ::)