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Title: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: smoothomega on 26 March 2008, 21:24:16
It's been one of those day's today when i could'nt stop going for a pee, don't know if it was the weather or my age  ::). Anyway after wrestling to release Monty for the umpteenth time by unbuttoning my flies, it dawned on me as to the reason why they invented button flies when a quick zip does the job a lot faster and quicker. Just wondered if it was me who dislikes button flies in situations like these  :-/
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Post by: Vamps on 26 March 2008, 21:25:23
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It's been one of those day's today when i could'nt stop going for a pee, don't know if it was the weather or my age  ::). Anyway after wrestling to release Monty for the umpteenth time by unbuttoning my flies, it dawned on me as to the reason why they invented button flies when a quick zip does the job a lot faster and quicker. Just wondered if it was me who dislikes button flies in situations like these  :-/

Flies for me, buttons too much of a faff. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: TheBoy on 26 March 2008, 21:29:53
I find pissing me pants easier....
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Post by: Dazzler on 26 March 2008, 21:30:32
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I find pissing me pants easier....
PMSL ;D ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 26 March 2008, 21:31:23
button flies - what a stupid idea
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Post by: Richie London on 26 March 2008, 21:32:57
ive got worse in last yr, up in the night now for one lol. and at least twice on the way home from pub probably 500 yrds away. to make it worse in buttons

richie
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Post by: smoothomega on 26 March 2008, 21:35:19
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I find pissing me pants easier....


It was a close call a couple of times today i will tell you  ;D ;D
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Post by: Vamps on 26 March 2008, 21:37:50
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ive got worse in last yr, up in the night now for one lol. and at least twice on the way home from pub probably 500 yrds away. to make it worse in buttons

richie

Mmmmmmmmm, me too. :(
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: smoothomega on 26 March 2008, 21:39:49
Should maybe have made this a poll, just not quiet sure how you do it  :-/
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Post by: Chopsdad on 26 March 2008, 21:40:33
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It was a close call a couple of times today i will tell you  ;D ;D

Try these Pete - they sound ideal.......http://uk.ask.com/web?q=mens+incontinence+pants+image&qsrc=1&o=tb&l=zr&siteid=&dm=all
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Post by: smoothomega on 26 March 2008, 21:43:43
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It was a close call a couple of times today i will tell you  ;D ;D

Try these Pete - they sound ideal.......http://uk.ask.com/web?q=mens+incontinence+pants+image&qsrc=1&o=tb&l=zr&siteid=&dm=all

Who's Pete ? how long have you been away stranger  ;D ;D
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Post by: Chopsdad on 26 March 2008, 21:48:18
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It was a close call a couple of times today i will tell you  ;D ;D

Try these Pete - they sound ideal.......http://uk.ask.com/web?q=mens+incontinence+pants+image&qsrc=1&o=tb&l=zr&siteid=&dm=all

Who's Pete ? how long have you been away stranger  ;D ;D

Sorry Jez - I'm not sure why but I had Elite Pete in my head when reading this thread  ;D
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: smoothomega on 26 March 2008, 21:53:26
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I find pissing me pants easier....


It was a close call a couple of times today i will tell you  ;D ;D

Try these Pete - they sound ideal.......http://uk.ask.com/web?q=mens+incontinence+pants+image&qsrc=1&o=tb&l=zr&siteid=&dm=all

Who's Pete ? how long have you been away stranger  ;D ;D

Sorry Jez - I'm not sure why but I had Elite Pete in my head when reading this thread  ;D


PMSL................Pete probbably has  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 March 2008, 22:08:44
I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: smoothomega on 26 March 2008, 22:16:52
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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 26 March 2008, 22:25:59
Thats how it goes - what is worse is both at once and you are fat
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Post by: TheBoy on 26 March 2008, 22:28:24
Went to an all boys secondary school.  Up til I started there, I had a naive upbringing, but after my first visit to the toilets and seeing 2 boys coming out of the same crapper cubicle, the penny dropped, and I learned to hold my bladder  :-/
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Post by: albitz on 26 March 2008, 22:28:37
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I find pissing me pants easier....
;D ;D pmpl  ;D ;D............re; buttons,zips etc; it could be worse though we could be women ;)
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Post by: tomoco on 26 March 2008, 22:28:58
Track suit bottoms are better lads. Just a quick pull on the elastic and in a flash your sorted. Just remember to keep a firm grip on it (the elastic) ::)
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: albitz on 26 March 2008, 22:34:28
a bloke i work with does a lot of fishing,one night he was bursting to go to the crapper so he went into the woods,pulled down his one piece hooded suit thing did the business and when he pulled his hood back up guess what was in it ?  :o :o :o ;D
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Post by: Elite Pete on 26 March 2008, 22:36:34
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Went to an all boys secondary school.  Up til I started there, I had a naive upbringing, but after my first visit to the toilets and seeing 2 boys coming out of the same crapper cubicle, the penny dropped, and I learned to hold my bladder  :-/
I can hold on for hours when im driving but as soon as I see the throne :o
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Post by: Jay w on 26 March 2008, 22:44:08
poll added
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 26 March 2008, 22:45:12
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Went to an all boys secondary school.  Up til I started there, I had a naive upbringing, but after my first visit to the toilets and seeing 2 boys coming out of the same crapper cubicle, the penny dropped, and I learned to hold my bladder  :-/


Bladder not the problem other end is
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: keith2.2 on 26 March 2008, 22:48:03
Real men use Button flies FTW :y

and zips pose certain additional risks...
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Post by: rad cap on 26 March 2008, 22:48:56
the scots got one thing right , with the kilt,
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Post by: Albatross on 26 March 2008, 22:59:39
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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 March 2008, 23:01:35
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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: Vamps on 26 March 2008, 23:06:01
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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D

Southerners, we use bushes up here, even in the cold. :D :D :D
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Post by: Albatross on 26 March 2008, 23:07:35
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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D

 ;D
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Post by: zippo on 27 March 2008, 09:56:18
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I have a sort of related question. Why is it that when you are dying for a pee, as soon as you see the toilet you can't hold it in and you've only got a split second or its wet pants, or is it only me that suffers this problem  ::)

Nope, the nearer i get the more that desperation sets in  :-?

What I can't work out is that when on a long drive I can feel the urge, but can bear it. The problem comes if the traffic holds up, I can hold on much better when the car is in motion.

For me there's nothing worse than needing a pee when you're in a traffic jam on the motorway :-/
Oh there is, finding the plastic bottle is nearing full and you've nowhere near finished ;D
lmao  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Buttons or Zips?
Post by: omegaman2 on 27 March 2008, 12:58:11
never had my bag caught in a buttonhole before,as for the zip
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