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Title: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 24 February 2012, 20:36:57
... that all the "drongo" drivers are on where they agree to ...

... do 5 mph under the speed limit wherever they go  >:( >:( >:( ....
... stay in the middle lane of the motorway even when the inside lane is clear  >:( >:( >:( ...
... stay in the outside lane, at 70mph, even when the middle lane (and inside) lane is clear  >:( >:( >:( ...
... leave it till the last second to decide to exit the MW, slam their brakes on and force their way in  >:( >:( >:( ...

... and not all of them are BMW drivers  :o :o :o

Just about had enough of it over the last few weeks  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

[rant off] and not one mention of gay, retard or any other  :D
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: ted_one on 24 February 2012, 20:45:32
It's the I've got my my head well and truly wedged up my jacksie numpties forum >:(
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: the alarming man on 24 February 2012, 20:49:34
... that all the "drongo" drivers are on where they agree to ...

... do 5 mph under the speed limit wherever they go  >:( >:( >:( ....
... stay in the middle lane of the motorway even when the inside lane is clear  >:( >:( >:( ...
... stay in the outside lane, at 70mph, even when the middle lane (and inside) lane is clear  >:( >:( >:( ...
... leave it till the last second to decide to exit the MW, slam their brakes on and force their way in  >:( >:( >:( ...

... and not all of them are BMW drivers  :o :o :o

Just about had enough of it over the last few weeks  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

[rant off] and not one mention of gay, retard or any other  :D


no not all bmw drivers....most drive a suzuki jazz and about 67 :y
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: tidla on 24 February 2012, 20:51:20
www.imthemostimportantpersonintheworld.com

doesnt exist, but it should.
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 24 February 2012, 20:55:32
www.imthemostimportantpersonintheworld.com

doesnt exist, but it should.

nail on head  ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: feeutfo on 24 February 2012, 21:04:14
.... nobody has passed a test for motorway driving.

Except maybe emergency services...?
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: LJay on 24 February 2012, 21:29:39
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: TheBoy on 24 February 2012, 21:35:25
www.tolerateretards.com
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 24 February 2012, 22:16:32
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P

not the ones hogging the middle lane it aint  :o ;D
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: Terbs on 25 February 2012, 00:19:12
They are not on a forum, mate...They are all on the M40 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: hoofing it on 25 February 2012, 07:37:15
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: Kevin Wood on 25 February 2012, 08:57:17
Soon it'll be time for www.acmelaserguidedcar-to-carmissile.com  >:(
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: adey2 on 25 February 2012, 09:01:12
im a lorry driver and notice it all the time, most seem to be our imported friends lol
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: Gaffers on 25 February 2012, 09:45:46
I like playing the game 'woman or immigrant' ;D
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: adey2 on 25 February 2012, 09:48:42
90% of the time the 2nd option, if your lucky you hit jackpot and its both
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: marrus69 on 25 February 2012, 09:58:47
its the im never wrong forum
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: OOMV6 on 25 February 2012, 10:19:12
Problem 1: Everybody seems to think they are a good (or at least above average) driver.
Problem 2: Stereotypes
Problem 3: The major problem. Everybody was taught to pass their driving test, rather than taught to drive.
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: LJay on 25 February 2012, 10:50:07
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, therefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: Guinney1971 on 25 February 2012, 17:33:39
Problem 1: Everybody seems to think they are a good (or at least above average) driver.
Problem 2: Stereotypes
Problem 3: The major problem. Everybody was taught to pass their driving test, rather than taught to drive.

gotta agree with no.3 there !!   In 1997 I did extra training and took (and passed) the IAM driving test.  It was really interesting learning a whole new driving technique, including 'flatting out bends' so that you took 'the racing line' through them    :y

Claire
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: Vamps on 25 February 2012, 17:38:58
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, theryoefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P

When I was younger, and with a young lady, in a certain layby I used to ............well you can guess the rest... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 25 February 2012, 17:50:18
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, theryoefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P

When I was younger, and with a young lady, in a certain layby I used to ............well you can guess the rest... :D :D :D

Add up the numbers on the numberplates .... ahhh the memories  ::)
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: LJay on 25 February 2012, 19:01:25
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, theryoefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P

When I was younger, and with a young lady, in a certain layby I used to ............well you can guess the rest... :D :D :D

........play hunt the sausage? ::)
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: TheBoy on 25 February 2012, 20:32:40
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, therefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P
You didn't write off a Passat in the back of a Rover about 3.5 weeks ago, did you ::)
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: Lazydocker on 25 February 2012, 20:42:59
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, theryoefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P

When I was younger, and with a young lady, in a certain layby I used to ............well you can guess the rest... :D :D :D

........play hunt hide the sausage? ::)
Ljay... I'm shocked :o :o

 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: tidla on 25 February 2012, 22:43:33
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a ladyboys for? they can multitask very efficiently, therefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P

fixed that for you.

aka not using mirrors correctly. :)
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 26 February 2012, 05:41:56
Isn't it the forum specifically for male drivers??  :P
Next there will be a website for wimin to protest to get makeup laybys built :-* :-* :-*

What the hell do we need a layby for?  We can multitask very efficiently, theryoefore don't need to stop to put makeup on! ;) ;) :P

When I was younger, and with a young lady, in a certain layby I used to ............well you can guess the rest... :D :D :D

 :o :o put make up on :o :o
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 26 February 2012, 05:46:08
I like playing the game 'woman or immigrant' ;D

 ;D ;D with licence or insurance or brothers trader policy
Title: Re: Which forum is it then ......
Post by: big mel on 26 February 2012, 17:39:34
i agree with adey, i'm an ex trucker but they dont make me lol.