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General Discussion Area / £10,000......buys a great selection
« on: 12 August 2010, 10:34:19 »
......of used motors. What would you choose?.

With family in mind.....a nice early plate Monaro or   5 litre V8 BMW M5 would suffice......But should I let my heart rule my head (which I usually do  ::))....then I rather fancy an early TVR Chimaera.....a nice big woofly V8.....no airbags .....no ABS.....no ESP....nice very nice. :y :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Stagflation.
« on: 07 August 2010, 12:25:26 »
Interest rates have been held at 0.5% for another month.
Growth is weak.....but inflation is creeping up.  .......a period of Stagflation looms.

Does anbody here at OOF have the answer... ::) ::)....if only Gordon still had the reins... ::) ::) :)

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General Discussion Area / Bad Habits
« on: 01 August 2010, 20:26:06 »
My wife tells me..... that I have the bad habit of scratching my balls.... when in public......I'm  unaware that I do this.  She also tells me that I scratch my balls when  speaking with her girlfriends ....Women are just jealous because they don't have a scrotum. :)....It's that simple... ::) ::) ;) 

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General Discussion Area / I could be crazy.
« on: 06 July 2010, 19:42:47 »
I keep thinking that my Star Silver Omega would look great with a black vinyl roof. I'm old enough to remember that the Mk1 Capri 3000E...... and the MK111 Cortina 2.0 GXL from the early seventies came with a black  vinyl roof...... and I always thought they looked good.

Should I consult a Doctor.....do I need help?.. :) :)

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General Discussion Area / Crimewatch/CCTV
« on: 06 July 2010, 12:03:46 »
Can anyone tell me why the images produced by CCTV on Crimewatch are all so piss poor?

Presumably... these CCTV systems cost mega bucks.... but the end result is usually some grainy blurred picture....that could be  anything....Any ideas?

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General Discussion Area / Excellent England....
« on: 19 June 2010, 13:08:43 »
......the lads did us proud last night.....holding the mighty Algeria to a draw........ Rooney is worth every penny of his WEEKLY....£130,000..wage. ::) ::) ::).....about the same as a top heart or  Brain surgeon....earns in a YEAR..... ;) ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / I've just been watching.....
« on: 14 June 2010, 21:06:17 »
Dispatches.......How the banks won.....Channel 4.

It seems that even after the collapse of the Banks......nothing much has changed.

The banks  are still the same  selfish.....self-serving parasites...Dismissive of government and the  manufacturing industry.... :-/ :-/.

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General Discussion Area / Insurance renewal.
« on: 15 June 2010, 11:29:21 »
Through the post today . :)

Esure.....fully comp....£185.27....for myself and Mrs Optimist to drive.

About £30 up on last year.. :-/ :-/....but not too bad overall ...I think. :y :y


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General Discussion Area / Who was Prime Minister?......
« on: 07 June 2010, 12:17:55 »
When you were born..... :y

Do you know? ;).......Do you give a shit?. :P :P

I was born during the Harold.."You've never had it so good" Macmillan administration. :y

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General Discussion Area / 10.50 p.m.....Film 4....channel 315.
« on: 05 June 2010, 22:16:11 »
Wolf Creek.....Excellent gory horror flick. Well worth a look. :y :y :y :y.....not suitable for the girlies on the forum.. ;) ;)

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General Discussion Area / The Universe.
« on: 04 June 2010, 16:36:44 »
Does anyone know just how large it is?.
Is it finite .....or infinite?
Is there just the one universe......or do we have an infinite number joined together by wormholes?.

Einstein.....Stephen Hawking......Edwin Hubble....Carl Sagan and many other great thinkers....have all been unable to give a definitive answer........ :-/ :-/

however... I feel confident that someone here at the OOF.....has a complete and final solution to these searching questions..... after all... we now have more than eight thousand members... ::) ::) ::) ::) ;)

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General Discussion Area / 7.30 P.M. ......channel 5
« on: 03 June 2010, 13:35:05 »
A new series of Fifth Gear. :y :y
Not  quite as entertaining as the three naughty school boys on Top Gear.......but I find VHB quite sexy.. :-* :-*.....so I'll be watching.. ;)

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General Discussion Area / Do you have floaters?.
« on: 14 May 2010, 15:26:33 »
I'm not speaking about what some of you reprobates  ;) ;) leave in the bog bowl after fourteen pints of special brew .......followed by a "ring stinger" curry ::) ::) ::) ::)....No..I'm talking about the annoying visual interference that "floats" across your vision .......especially noticeable on bright sunny days.

I've been informed by the optician.....that they are both common and harmless. :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / M.O.T. Tomorrow.
« on: 11 May 2010, 20:12:36 »
I have replaced the tyres ....exhaust....front discs and pads....so nothing can go wrong now...can it ?. ::) ::) :)

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General Discussion Area / Ms Debs avatar.
« on: 25 April 2010, 15:27:38 »
Has anyone else noticed that young Cody seems to be wearing a berated expression?.......The decorated mutt has the kind of look that says "I've just been caught stealing the sunday roast from the kitchen table ......and my owner has just given me a right bollocking..... ;D ;D ;D.....just joking Debs....honest... :-* :-* :-*

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