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General Discussion Area / The Friday Joke - on a Saturday

« on: 09 December 2006, 11:21:25 »

I was out last night and can't believe there's no Friday joke... so here's one for you all...

An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument you like" An Englishman gives him a guitar, which he plays better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton. A Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes.  The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong - can ye no play it?" The octopus replies "Play it? - I'm gonna opps her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!

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General Discussion Area / Drowning Kittens is bad

« on: 09 December 2006, 21:27:49 »

Click here

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General Discussion Area / Arise Sir Mick

« on: 05 December 2006, 22:09:17 »

999 posts when I started typing and I'm not fast so well done Mick your quest is over - or has it just begun?

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General Discussion Area / 500 posts - my senior moment

« on: 04 December 2006, 21:05:58 »

That's it I can't wait any longer, its the big 500 for me.

Want to know what us Seniors do for fun click here

And when that doesn't work try this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8735889757702013026 LOL  

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General Discussion Area / Mick Dundee - 22 to go

« on: 05 December 2006, 20:58:48 »

Tell me Mick how do you intend to get the last 22?

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General Discussion Area / Omega 007

« on: 04 December 2006, 21:44:37 »

For those members with more money than sense - and an interest in all things bond - what about this: http://www.goldsmiths.co.uk/product.asp?cid=1&pid=150

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General Discussion Area / Forte stuff - which one do I need

« on: 03 December 2006, 13:38:41 »

I don't want to buy stuff I wont use, we have Mick for that   but looking at Forte stuff.

Yes or No:

Specialist Injector Cleaner £13
Advanced Motor Flush £2.50 at the mo
Gas Treatment £10

Emissions light still on so I thought it worth a go.

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General Discussion Area / All Knights must see bargain

« on: 01 December 2006, 23:15:26 »

Genuine suit of armour for sale.  Interested newbie Tunnie??

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General Discussion Area / 70% of the English don't like Scots

« on: 28 November 2006, 20:10:21 »

It's true aparantly.  I've just heard on Border News that in a poll about Scotland becoming independent of the UK, 70% of English people wished them luck.  

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General Discussion Area / Hoppin Mad

« on: 25 November 2006, 22:57:54 »

What's wrong with my PC?

Previously signed up with AOL but it wouldn't connect properly and they wanted me to pay BT to check the land line as they suspected a fault.  So I packed in first attempt at broadband & stayed on dial up for 6m. Anyway, I got fed up and recently upgraded to Virgin Broadband.

No problems loading drivers, little boxes plugged in all the right places and off we go.  Until about 4pm till 8pm daily, then it flags up ' cannot connect to server, checked modem etc'.  That's why I sign in so late usually, as I reckon it's all the little kiddies coming home from school and jumping on the internet instead of kicking a football around in the fresh air.

Would my theory hold any water if the land lines are unable to cope with all this extra internet traffic? And more importantly can I do anything about it?  :-?

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General Discussion Area / Tickover

« on: 23 November 2006, 23:00:03 »

I took a 1.8 Zafira out for a run and noted the MPG at tickover was just 0.1 MPG - My Meega never uses less than 0.3 and sometimes 0.4 MPG.  Is this normal.  Pls have a look at yours tmz.  [smiley=huh.gif]

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General Discussion Area / Just been to the Dark Side

« on: 23 November 2006, 12:25:04 »

Don't ban me!  I only went to complain that my pack of discounts has arrived -

Halfords Trade Card  
Car Window Sticker  :-?
Key Ring  :-/
Vx Trade Club Card   Missing  

PS - Guess how many users online  - Yup 1 - Me!  

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General Discussion Area / Hire Cars

« on: 20 November 2006, 20:20:17 »

Got to go to Manchester tmz so company hired me a 7 seater to drive us all.

It's just arrived and first impressions look ok.  Black Vx Zafira Design 06 plate.

But then I found the steering controls don't work, it has no cruise, no audio on dash display, it's a 1.8 petrol and not the 1.9cdti I was expecting and to cap it all the rear tyre was sitting at 24psi - all the rest 33/34 which points to a slow puncture.

The good news is that I get to give it back at the end of the day.

Anyone else hired worse?

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General Discussion Area / Friday's Ouch!

« on: 17 November 2006, 22:05:36 »

Anyone fancy a new hobby? - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4025679232319272464&q=genre%3Acomedy  

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General Discussion Area / No it's not bubbles...

« on: 15 November 2006, 22:56:58 »

Can your electic seat adjuster cope with this?http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=507732229697832036&q=genre%3Acomedy I think not.