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General Discussion Area / Flowers

« on: 24 August 2009, 19:29:40 »

Two young ladies were sitting in a living room gossiping and sipping tea when one of them looks out of the window. "Aw how romantic! There's your boyfriend coming home carrying a big bouquet of flowers!"

"Damn, not again!" says her friend glumly.
"What's wrong with that! a lovely bouquet of flowers! I wish my hubby was that romantic" replies her bemused friend.
"Oh nothing" says the first, "It just means that I have to spend all night on my back with my legs open"
The other girl thinks for a while. "...surely you've got a vase!"

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General Discussion Area / In memorium

« on: 24 August 2009, 09:52:39 »

An eminent Harley street heart surgeon passed away. In celebration of his work, many leading lights in the line of surgery came to pay their respects. The funeral was a lavish affair, culminating with the coffin passing through a large replica heart in recognition of his work. At the wake, two consultants were talking about the funeral. "That was really something wasn't it? Guess its really raised the bar for our send offs." The other consultant looked glum. "I hope not, I'm a gynecologist!"  [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]