SWMBO called earlier to say her exhaust had fallen off and couldn't drive home. (2003 Ford Focus)
I (as all super hero's do) jumped in my (reliable) car and arrived at her side. She was shaking, wet and cold, but my (reliable) car was warm, so I ushered her inside my (reliable) car and set to work removing the broken exhaust.
To my utter dismay, the whole entire massive back-box had fallen off. "My word" I thought as I looked beneath the car. "How did she possibly get this far with such a disabled motor vehicle?" Alas, I bit my quivering bottom lip and set upon the task of ripping the back-box from it's rubber hanger.
Satisfied with my utterly astonishing feat of manly-ness, I flung the huge back-box in the boot and slammed it loudly whilst brushing my hands in a uber manly manner.
I then moved toward my (reliable) car and lovingly pulled her from the warm passenger seat. Softly in her ear I said "Why did you F'ing call me? Just drive the sack of Sh*t home".
Leaving her in a slight plume of tyre smoke from my (reliable) car, I got home and chillaxed with a glass of wine whilst cooking the dinner.
Am I the only one who gets annoyed with 'Her Indoors' who phones for no real reason? (Please, I am not sexist, you could be the 'bird' who gets called)
Merry Christmas
P.S - Any good or bad news regarding Exhaust parts from EuroCarParts?
P.P.S - No, the Reliable car is not an Omega.