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General Discussion Area / Spamming
« on: 15 April 2011, 14:01:41 »
I keep getting a warning about spamming on this site 
Aparently i'm typeing to fast :-?
Can't understand this because my keyboard skills are cr*p
anybody else have this problem ? :-/
Aparently i'm typeing to fast :-?
Can't understand this because my keyboard skills are cr*p
anybody else have this problem ? :-/
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General Discussion Area / does anybody on here work in a hospital ?
« on: 08 March 2010, 19:00:39 »
please explain to me how this happens 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1255858/Neglected-lazy-nurses-Kane-Gorny-22-dying-thirst-rang-police-beg-water.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1255858/Neglected-lazy-nurses-Kane-Gorny-22-dying-thirst-rang-police-beg-water.html
694
General Discussion Area / question ? ( nws )
« on: 15 January 2010, 09:23:17 »
is it too early to start making jokes about Haiti, or should i wait untill the dust settles ?
695
General Discussion Area / Anjem Choudary
« on: 14 January 2010, 22:02:31 »
and we pay taxes for this man
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/8459410.stm
watch and discuss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/the_daily_politics/8459410.stm
watch and discuss
696
General Discussion Area / stella ( NWS )
« on: 11 January 2010, 14:48:31 »
Bloke walks in Pub and asks for a pint of anything but Stella.
The barman says "what's wrong with Stella ?"
Bloke says "I had twelve pints last night, and when I came round I was f*cking skint".
The barman says "twelve pints of anything costs about the same".
Bloke says "Skint's the name of my dog".
The barman says "what's wrong with Stella ?"
Bloke says "I had twelve pints last night, and when I came round I was f*cking skint".
The barman says "twelve pints of anything costs about the same".
Bloke says "Skint's the name of my dog".
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General Discussion Area / dear admin ---- a new posting section needed ?
« on: 07 January 2010, 20:25:20 »
as above
is it possible for the admin too get there heads together and set up a new section ( with a very strong warning for those that may be offended not to enter ) so that members can post any " rather close too the bone " jokes or pictures ?
it would stop any misunderstandings like earlier
also the filter could be removed so that people could use whatever language they want without interference
is it possible for the admin too get there heads together and set up a new section ( with a very strong warning for those that may be offended not to enter ) so that members can post any " rather close too the bone " jokes or pictures ?
it would stop any misunderstandings like earlier
also the filter could be removed so that people could use whatever language they want without interference
698
General Discussion Area / Our Phil, would he fit in on here ?
« on: 08 January 2010, 09:02:30 »
some great quotes over the years
During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".
And speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, he asked: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?".
Other eyebrow-raising pronouncements have included:
•Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
•"British women can't cook." (1966)
•"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)
•"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)
•"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
•"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
•"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)
•"They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%)
•"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
•"Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)
•"Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)
•"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
•"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
•"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
•"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
i would love to bring him too one of the oof meets
During a state visit to China in 1986, he famously told a group of British students: "If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed".
And speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, he asked: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?".
Other eyebrow-raising pronouncements have included:
•Still throwing spears? (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
•"British women can't cook." (1966)
•"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." (during the 1981 recession)
•"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it." (commenting in 1995 on modern stress counselling for servicemen)
•"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
•"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
•"Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf." (in 1999, to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band)
•"They must be out of their minds." (in 1982, in the Solomon Islands, after being told that the annual population growth was only 5%)
•"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
•"Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species in the world." (in 1991, in Thailand, after accepting a conservation award)
•"Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease." (in 1992 in Australia, when asked to stroke a Koala bear)
•"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
•"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
•"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
•"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
i would love to bring him too one of the oof meets
699
General Discussion Area / too all footy fans
« on: 23 December 2009, 15:54:19 »
go on then, who's this ?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2782226/Married-Premier-League-boss-caught-in-a-brothel.html
who do we know thats the manager of a premier side and wears lots of sports gear and a baseball cap ?
any stokie's out there ?
my moneys on tony pubis
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2782226/Married-Premier-League-boss-caught-in-a-brothel.html
who do we know thats the manager of a premier side and wears lots of sports gear and a baseball cap ?
any stokie's out there ?
my moneys on tony pubis
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General Discussion Area / joke time
« on: 28 November 2009, 13:16:33 »
Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The pump attendant,who knows nothing about golf or Tiger, says "top o the mornin to yer sir" Tiger nods & bends to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are those?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees, they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger. break me" says the Irishman, "BMW think of everything!
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General Discussion Area / results just in
« on: 27 August 2009, 10:15:16 »
Results of the Broadmoor karaoke final:
3rd place: Rose West with "Under the Boardwalk".
2nd place: Peter Sutcliffe with "If I had a hammer".
1st place: Harold Shipman with "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down".
sorry, i'm board
3rd place: Rose West with "Under the Boardwalk".
2nd place: Peter Sutcliffe with "If I had a hammer".
1st place: Harold Shipman with "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down".
sorry, i'm board
703
General Discussion Area / bankrupt
« on: 28 June 2009, 11:48:46 »
oh well, after 18 years being self employed and spending the last 2 years slowly watching it all fall apart, it looks like i have no choice but to sign on the dole next week and then file for bankruptcy 
has anybody on here been bankrupt ?
any advise / tips greatfully accepted
cheers steve
has anybody on here been bankrupt ?
any advise / tips greatfully accepted
cheers steve
704
General Discussion Area / hi
« on: 24 January 2009, 17:01:26 »Hi, just about to buy my 3rd omega !
a 2.5 v6 cd manual estate 97 modal
would'nt mind putting leather in it in the near future
any usefull tips on increaseing the performance ?
have been told you can transplant some of the bits off a 3.0 ?
Throttle body ......etc ?
what sort of improvements can i expect ?
any advise / help would be appreciated
cheers