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General Discussion Area / What does it all mean??
« on: 25 June 2008, 23:14:27 »
Got this in an e-mail earlier tonight. Read a few I had heard before but also read quite a few that were new to me.
ALFA
Another List of Faults Again
AUDI
All Usual Defects Included
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Big Money Waster
Big Mans Wheels
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
CITROEN
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
DAEWOO
Dreadful Asian Engineering, Works On and Off
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Found In A Trashcan
a F***ing Idiot Assembled This!
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
F***er Only Rolls Downhill
Full Of Rust Deposits
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
From Our Reject Department
Fault Of R & D
F***ed Or Rarely Driven
GM
Get a Mechanic
Generally Malfunctions
GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming
Greasy Messy Contraption
GTO
Get Tyres Often
Gas, Tyres, Oil
HOLDEN
Heavy Oil Leaks, Deafening Engine Noise
HONDA
How Odd - No Damn Acceleration
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR
Jumps Around, Grinds Uncontrollably, Always Rusting
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Just Expect Every Problem
KIA
Keep It Away!
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
METRO
Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
MG
Might Go
Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incomplete
OPEL
Order Parts, Everything Leaks
PEUGEOT
Poxy Engine, Useless Gearbox, Every One's Trouble
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expenses
RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB
Send Another, Always Broken
Stop Asking About Brakes!
SEAT
Scrap Everything, Always Trouble
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually
TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
EFI - Extra F***ing Insurance
GTI - Got Tossers Inside
SRI - Several Retards Inside
STP - Stop Those Pistons
ALFA
Another List of Faults Again
AUDI
All Usual Defects Included
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Big Money Waster
Big Mans Wheels
CHEVROLET
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHRYSLER
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
CITROEN
Crap Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nutters
DAEWOO
Dreadful Asian Engineering, Works On and Off
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Fix It Again Tony
Failure In Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Found In A Trashcan
a F***ing Idiot Assembled This!
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Rubbish Dump
Four Old Rusty Doors
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
F***er Only Rolls Downhill
Full Of Rust Deposits
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Depreciation
Found On Road, Dead
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
From Our Reject Department
Fault Of R & D
F***ed Or Rarely Driven
GM
Get a Mechanic
Generally Malfunctions
GMC
Got a Mechanic Coming
Greasy Messy Contraption
GTO
Get Tyres Often
Gas, Tyres, Oil
HOLDEN
Heavy Oil Leaks, Deafening Engine Noise
HONDA
How Odd - No Damn Acceleration
Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR
Jumps Around, Grinds Uncontrollably, Always Rusting
JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Just Expect Every Problem
KIA
Keep It Away!
LOTUS
Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MASERATI
Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements
METRO
Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle
MG
Might Go
Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI
Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incomplete
OPEL
Order Parts, Everything Leaks
PEUGEOT
Poxy Engine, Useless Gearbox, Every One's Trouble
PORSCHE
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expenses
RENAULT
Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB
Send Another, Always Broken
Stop Asking About Brakes!
SEAT
Scrap Everything, Always Trouble
SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair, Usually
TOYOTA
The One You Ought To Avoid
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
EFI - Extra F***ing Insurance
GTI - Got Tossers Inside
SRI - Several Retards Inside
STP - Stop Those Pistons