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General Discussion Area / Re: Emerdale - Sweet Factoy
« on: 28 September 2009, 19:27:31 »
The TV production team must be right tight bu**ers or they're on a tight budget, you never see more than 1/2lb of each type 
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General Discussion Area / Re: Thank god for that
« on: 28 September 2009, 22:05:36 »
All the very best of luck Pete I've got everything crossed for you including my eyes (oh....., they already were!)
I've got everything crossed for you including my eyes (oh....., they already were!)
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General Discussion Area / Re: Climate news
« on: 28 September 2009, 21:46:24 »
It doesn't matter what the real truth of the matter is mate, 'They' have their own agenda and their version of the truth is the one they will ram down our throats and use to empty our pockets! 
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General Discussion Area / Re: WORDS TO THE WISE
« on: 28 September 2009, 20:58:28 »
What can I say mate... Absolutely delightful! except... I don't believe a word of your quote in No.6. because i'm having so much sex I have to shave my palms twice a day under a magnifying glass, and I've never had an offer of sex from anyone in years!!!
except... I don't believe a word of your quote in No.6. because i'm having so much sex I have to shave my palms twice a day under a magnifying glass, and I've never had an offer of sex from anyone in years!!!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Another Bad Joke
« on: 28 September 2009, 22:17:22 »Quote
Ice Cream Flavors
The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you have?"
"Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry," the girl wheezed as she spoke, patted her chest and seemed unable to continue.
"Do you have laryngitis?" the young man asked sympathetically.
"Nope," she whispered, "just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."
You should be on the stage mate
................................................Scrubbing it!!!
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General Discussion Area / Re: Another Bad Joke
« on: 28 September 2009, 19:06:06 »
Gawd! you've got it really bad haven't you mate?
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General Discussion Area / Re: forcible castration
« on: 28 September 2009, 18:52:14 »
Can you imagine the bl**dy HOOHa you'd get from the 'yuman rites' brigade if it was on the statute books here? 
Any serious offender should have his/her 'rights' revolked on conviction and put to Hard Labour for the term of their sentence. Sex offenders & murderers should be given the death sentence, they have no right to life in a civilised normal society. Just my opinion, which i'm fully entitled to. 
Any serious offender should have his/her 'rights' revolked on conviction and put to Hard Labour for the term of their sentence. Sex offenders & murderers should be given the death sentence, they have no right to life in
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General Discussion Area / Re: Test Your Driving Skill's
« on: 27 September 2009, 19:03:25 »
Ha Ha , good stuff mate
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General Discussion Area / Re: Is the Lisbon Treaty treason?
« on: 28 September 2009, 20:18:41 »
i think you'll find it was the then Soviet Union who turned the tide - accounting for 90% of all Nazis killed in WW2, and sacrificing millions in the effort
then again, the yanks made some great war movies..... so who do you believe?
By late 1941 the British were practically a spent force militarily,with little in the way of armaments & equipment, as much of it had been abandoned in France. American 'lease lend' had provided some small relief at the cost of almost bankrupting Britain. With only the Royal Navy holding it's own (barely) and the RAF desperately short of aircraft and trained pilots, Pearl Harbour was the turning point for the eventual outcome of WW11 because the full weight of US industrial might was thrown into gear, and now produced more equipment and ships than was being destroyed/sunk. The Soviets had initially 'done the dirty' on us with their non aggression pact with Hitler which left the way clear for the invasion of Poland, only for themselves to be 'stabbed in the back' when Germany launched 'Operation Barbarossa' in June 1941. Stalin was caught 'on the hop' & the soviets suffered severe defeats & loss of a great deal of territory, leaving them in dire straits until early 1942 when, after eight months of continuous supply by ship convoys of British & American food, armaments & technical support, they were in a position to regroup and begin to throw the Germans back. The Eastern Front was the largest & bloodiest of any battlefield in WW11 and consumed vast numbers of human lives, but without the help of Britain and the US especially, and the opening of the '2nd Front' in Normandy, the Soviets would have had a hard time keeping the Nazis at bay, much less beating them!
Sorry for the rant, I'm no lover of the Yanks in general, but the endless rows of their dead from two world wars bears testament to the fact that they do rather more than 'make good movies'.
then again, the yanks made some great war movies..... so who do you believe?
By late 1941 the British were practically a spent force militarily,with little in the way of armaments & equipment, as much of it had been abandoned in France. American 'lease lend' had provided some small relief at the cost of almost bankrupting Britain. With only the Royal Navy holding it's own (barely) and the RAF desperately short of aircraft and trained pilots, Pearl Harbour was the turning point for the eventual outcome of WW11 because the full weight of US industrial might was thrown into gear, and now produced more equipment and ships than was being destroyed/sunk. The Soviets had initially 'done the dirty' on us with their non aggression pact with Hitler which left the way clear for the invasion of Poland, only for themselves to be 'stabbed in the back' when Germany launched 'Operation Barbarossa' in June 1941. Stalin was caught 'on the hop' & the soviets suffered severe defeats & loss of a great deal of territory, leaving them in dire straits until early 1942 when, after eight months of continuous supply by ship convoys of British & American food, armaments & technical support, they were in a position to regroup and begin to throw the Germans back. The Eastern Front was the largest & bloodiest of any battlefield in WW11 and consumed vast numbers of human lives, but without the help of Britain and the US especially, and the opening of the '2nd Front' in Normandy, the Soviets would have had a hard time keeping the Nazis at bay, much less beating them!
Sorry for the rant, I'm no lover of the Yanks in general, but the endless rows of their dead from two world wars bears testament to the fact that they do rather more than 'make good movies'.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Is the Lisbon Treaty treason?
« on: 27 September 2009, 19:24:50 »
Of course its bl**dy Treason! The soddin' Germans tried twice by force of arms to conquer Europe, only being stopped each time by the Americans throwing their two pennworth in (when it suited them) and tipping the balance in the Allies favour . This time around they're doing it by the back door, fooling the stupid bl**dy French into thinking they are the leading player in a 'Federal Europe'. Ted Heath should have been hung drawn and quartered, and so should every other 5th Columnist who has led us by the nose since then. Free trade with the rest of Europe? YES, a unified defence strategy? MAYBE; Britain being run by Europe (the Germans) as an offshore Federal Territory? NEVER! 
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General Discussion Area / Re: My Omega is famous, lol
« on: 28 September 2009, 19:21:21 »
Beautiful job on the Supra lump mate
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General Discussion Area / Re: Dr calvin rickson
« on: 28 September 2009, 18:59:53 »
I've just drowned my f1 button in sprayed tea LOL
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General Discussion Area / Re: Dentist Joke
« on: 28 September 2009, 18:39:46 »
Don't give up the day job Stevie, pity really, you'de probably look good in a fez!