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General Discussion Area / Re: Bernie Eccleston

« on: 31 July 2014, 20:17:25 »

I see he is now offering £20m to settle the bribery charges against him. Apparently this is legal in Germany. You can bribe yourself out of a bribery charge.
The slippery old Fox must be getting twitchy.

 

Say what you like about 'old Bernie' but he always has a nice piece of leggy totty on his arm.

It must be his devastating good looks that makes him so attractive to the ladies. I can't think what else it could be.

Hu@g like a donkey 

yes a castrated one steve

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cats health

« on: 10 July 2014, 19:26:48 »

we allways feed ozzy wet food with a few bickies on the side plus cat treats and at 9yrs old is still like a kitten

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General Discussion Area / Re: wife

« on: 28 June 2014, 12:29:42 »

so sorry to hear this ralf you know where i am if you need me

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General Discussion Area / Re: I enjoyed that....

« on: 13 June 2014, 22:11:57 »

yep i couldnt stop laughing 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Admin request

« on: 10 June 2014, 00:41:18 »

im a professor so your majesty will do

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General Discussion Area / Re: RIP Rik Mayal

« on: 10 June 2014, 00:38:55 »

sad sad day RIP Rik

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General Discussion Area / Re: Who's in Scotland?

« on: 06 June 2014, 17:25:39 »

scotsmen

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General Discussion Area / Re: 70 years ago today.

« on: 06 June 2014, 17:24:17 »

we must never forget

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General Discussion Area / Re: Oof clinic.

« on: 06 June 2014, 17:16:50 »

seems like alot of new drs have emerged from somewhere lord knows where though but laughter is a great healer so im told dr gixer you got to help me im talking sh1t again please help!!!!!!!!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Escape!!!

« on: 06 June 2014, 17:08:40 »

good for the chap basicaly telling his nursing home to f*&^k off they should be ashamed of them selves if it wasnt for the brave lads like him we wold be speaking german or worse

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General Car Chat / Re: So what have you done to your car today?

« on: 04 June 2014, 23:54:27 »

drove it first time in weeks

117

Omega Gallery / Re: ive been freed again

« on: 04 June 2014, 23:53:01 »

i looked in to my camera and it exploded  so would you if you saw my ugly mug

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General Discussion Area / Re: please read this

« on: 04 June 2014, 23:45:50 »

it would be better if it protected or heals kidneys i speak from experience as my kidneys are fubard thanks to diabetes   

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General Discussion Area / Re: For the Love of Cars - up for auction at Coys

« on: 02 June 2014, 19:15:22 »

Why were they so pleased they didn't take the cash offer of £37k before the auction for the delorean (hideous) when the hammer price was £40k which after commission and vat was surely less than the pre-auction cash offer.

£40k for a loose collection of stainless, plastic and self tappers?

That is bonkers.

it is for a kettle

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Omega Gallery / Re: ive been freed again

« on: 02 June 2014, 19:09:57 »

bugger ive put it in the wrong section could some nice person move it in gen diss pretty please