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General Discussion Area / Re: wiff

« on: 16 January 2012, 18:58:17 »

I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

Mel has my sympathy....and thats saying somat when you're married to Jimbob!

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General Discussion Area / Re: wiff

« on: 15 January 2012, 01:17:14 »

I see the ladies are being VERY quiet on this highly contentious subject matter the trouble for me is I have'nt got a dog to blame it on and the cat is'nt really up to taking the rap for it

No I'm not!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Friday 13th..... so what sort of day have you had?

« on: 14 January 2012, 17:47:30 »

Turned 23.

Had a really nice Indian, then played 7 a side with friends.

 

Happy belated birthday!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Just finished the shopping

« on: 14 January 2012, 15:01:58 »

'cept that when your shopping arrives (30 minutes outside the booking slot)  2/3rds of it will be their choice of "alternative" for the stuff you ACTUALLY wanted....     


and the frozen stuff will be softening rapidly......

Quite correct - furthermore, if the care I often witness by which those 'personal shoppers' exercise their talents is anything to go by, disappointment is inevitable - leaving anyone choosing to pay for such a service in the need to rethink their priorities.

Shopping is an uncomplicated activity; know what is needed, draw up a list then make the necessary purchases (sticking to the list) – job done.

We use our local Sainsburys online service. Initially quite worried esp about fruits but they seem to choose the best and undamaged fruit for us. Frozen items arrive frozen as they seem too be stored in a freezer in the delivery van. Overall everything is very well cared for and we have had some substitutions occasionally, but the way I see it is if I go into the shop and it isn't there then I would have to substitute it anyway. And it costs me nothing if my order is over £75 which it is 99% of the time. And they have been within the time slot a 100%. Used Tescos a couple of times when Sainsburys did not have a time slot and they were ok too but have a delivery charge which puts me off.

I don't know about you D, but I prefer to handle my own.

 

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General Discussion Area / Re: Friday 13th..... so what sort of day have you had?

« on: 14 January 2012, 14:59:00 »

A normal day in the office at home, dealing with idiots all day. Mainly Oracle, who really are a bunch of useless retards.

Do you actually like anybody TB?

I like you. Christ knows why


Oracle are on the end of my temper currently. Its been exactly 1 calendar month since I reported a hardware fault, still no part available. Unacceptable.

You used to love me, so even I've been down graded!

I'm sure I've hated you at some point, so consider it an upgrade

How could you have ever hated poor innocent, loveable, little me??

the 6000 character post limit prevents me answering that

Oooh TB, the devastation.....

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General Discussion Area / Re: Friday 13th..... so what sort of day have you had?

« on: 14 January 2012, 14:45:45 »

A normal day in the office at home, dealing with idiots all day. Mainly Oracle, who really are a bunch of useless retards.

Do you actually like anybody TB?

I like you. Christ knows why


Oracle are on the end of my temper currently. Its been exactly 1 calendar month since I reported a hardware fault, still no part available. Unacceptable.

You used to love me, so even I've been down graded!

I'm sure I've hated you at some point, so consider it an upgrade

How could you have ever hated poor innocent, loveable, little me??

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General Discussion Area / Re: Friday 13th..... so what sort of day have you had?

« on: 14 January 2012, 14:35:04 »

A normal day in the office at home, dealing with idiots all day. Mainly Oracle, who really are a bunch of useless retards.

Do you actually like anybody TB?

I like you. Christ knows why


Oracle are on the end of my temper currently. Its been exactly 1 calendar month since I reported a hardware fault, still no part available. Unacceptable.

You used to love me, so even I've been down graded!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Friday 13th..... so what sort of day have you had?

« on: 14 January 2012, 12:21:43 »

A normal day in the office at home, dealing with idiots all day. Mainly Oracle, who really are a bunch of useless retards.

Do you actually like anybody TB?

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General Discussion Area / Re: wiff

« on: 14 January 2012, 12:14:29 »

anything edible really

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.

Boxing day dinner! Vegetables roasted in blueberry lightening dressing!  Oh My God! When accompanied by the usual effects of beef (bison) arse the effect was quite spectacular!

Sounds like you found it errotic...

Not likely for fear any friction may cause an explosion! 

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General Discussion Area / Re: wiff

« on: 14 January 2012, 11:37:31 »

anything edible really

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.

Boxing day dinner! Vegetables roasted in blueberry lightening dressing!  Oh My God! When accompanied by the usual effects of beef (bison) arse the effect was quite spectacular!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Happy Birthday Pete

« on: 14 January 2012, 11:12:41 »

Happy Birthday Pete!  Have a fab day!   

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General Discussion Area / Happy Birthday Bob!

« on: 13 January 2012, 08:35:58 »

Have a fab day Bob, suspect there's a cracking hangover coming your way!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?

« on: 12 January 2012, 20:33:04 »

   

[.... some time after.. jimbob decides to pass through the door] 

He's been tied up.....

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General Discussion Area / Re: Do we want to revisit the same Lakes Site this year?

« on: 12 January 2012, 20:02:51 »

Every day is pick on Uncle Albert day. ...............during the war though, it was different then eh ? 

Are you going to tell us the time you were torpedo'd

Now now TB, what have you been taught about respecting your elders!

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: hello

« on: 12 January 2012, 18:16:20 »

Hello.  Welcome to OOF.