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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes

« on: 07 July 2012, 23:42:53 »

I'm not saying my fat bitch of a wife has saggy tits, but her party piece is to flop them back over her shoulders.

Then kick them back with her heels.

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General Discussion Area / Re: A total nightmare for this poor family

« on: 07 July 2012, 22:56:02 »

Just been reading it on idiotter and its heartbreaking that something like this has happened. 

i did that in France going round the roundabout the wrong way and had to go across the grass to avoid the traffic. easily done and frightening .

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General Discussion Area / Re: Had a dream .

« on: 07 July 2012, 22:53:17 »

i seem to have real violent dreams lately for some reason. i can't get back to sleep after and spend half the night smoking myself silly. last week i stabbed 2 burglars untold amount of times and i still couldn't kill them. i ended up wrapped in the quilt dripping wet in sweat.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Turn it over!!!

« on: 07 July 2012, 22:47:58 »

Is it worse than those 2 warts running the country

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General Discussion Area / Re: M4 closed through crack

« on: 07 July 2012, 21:29:11 »

Should be an interesting monday morning at rush hour , should be fixed by wed ...not accounting the workers tea breaks so could be 3 weeks 

i live half a mile from heathrow junction 2 of the m4. its gonna be gridlock round here Monday as it is whenever there's a crash on the flyover

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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes

« on: 07 July 2012, 21:15:57 »

The makers of GoalRef and Hawk-Eye goal-line technology have told Rangers they can't use the system next season.

Apparently it dont work with goal posts made from jumpers.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Beer! Can everybody sign this?

« on: 07 July 2012, 21:01:32 »

We need to tax beer, cigarettes and fuel heavily or we won't be able to house all of our immigrants.

your be forced to sub let your shed out to them soon Steve the way its going

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General Discussion Area / Re: M4 closed through crack

« on: 07 July 2012, 20:48:22 »

The M6 was closed through an electronic fag.

Now the M4 is closed through crack.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9383326/Olympics-road-chaos-fears-as-major-stretch-of-M4-closes-over-crack.html

And why not? Cerrtainly would be embarrassing if something happpened whilst the world is watching

This country certainly is embarrassing at the moment anyway with the bankers so a few cracks and a fake fag won't make much difference

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General Discussion Area / Re: Google reckons OOF is fast

« on: 07 July 2012, 20:45:53 »

I've noticed it's fast Faster than a fast thing going very fast

Is that faster than the speed of fast.

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General Discussion Area / Re: M4 closed through crack

« on: 07 July 2012, 20:42:12 »

The M6 was closed through an electronic fag.

Now the M4 is closed through crack.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/9383326/Olympics-road-chaos-fears-as-major-stretch-of-M4-closes-over-crack.html

and all the virgin airline fleet have been suspended due to large cracks in the stewardesses 

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General Discussion Area / Re: A total nightmare for this poor family

« on: 07 July 2012, 20:18:50 »

Just been reading it on idiotter and its heartbreaking that something like this has happened. 

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General Discussion Area / Re: superstar on itv

« on: 07 July 2012, 20:17:17 »

I prefer L & H to the other 2,

my son is 16 and only just seen laurel and hardy and he loves them. they were absolute geniuses in the film world.

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General Discussion Area / superstar on itv

« on: 07 July 2012, 19:42:39 »

Another Simon cowell production by any chance. no wonder i drink so much with the shite on tv. had to turn off and put music on. Anyone like this song. videos great too. 

 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHjT-TEqLBs

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General Discussion Area / Re: solicitors?

« on: 07 July 2012, 19:37:23 »

anyone on hear by any chance.? 

is that in legal or in sex?

could give you the number of the one who represented me last yr. she's got massive baps 

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General Discussion Area / Re: solicitors?

« on: 07 July 2012, 19:24:43 »

anyone on hear by any chance.? 

is that in legal or in sex?