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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?
« on: 12 January 2012, 18:14:03 »

Tied to the bed in fact! ;) Purely for his own safety, of course, to keep him away from the nice pair of V6's outside! :y
Is he a rope, silk or rubber type chep then LJay??  Or straight into the metalwork of handcuffs and shackles.....   ;D

 LJay told me I heard that he was into arseless chaps, dog collars and being hog tied with thick 3 strand rope.

Manilla or polyprop??

Just for info, you understand.....   :)

Natural everytime!  None of this man made crap....far too sweaty! ::) ::) ;D ;D

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Daisy, did you try Urine as that is supposed to be a fantastic repellent? ;D  :-*

Yeah, but not of midgies! ;)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?
« on: 12 January 2012, 17:59:18 »

Tied to the bed in fact! ;) Purely for his own safety, of course, to keep him away from the nice pair of V6's outside! :y
Is he a rope, silk or rubber type chep then LJay??  Or straight into the metalwork of handcuffs and shackles.....   ;D

 LJay told me I heard that he was into arseless chaps, dog collars and being hog tied with thick 3 strand rope.

Shhh!  That was meant to be a secret, only told you because I needed help with the knots! :-[ ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?
« on: 12 January 2012, 17:56:45 »

Tied to the bed in fact! ;) Purely for his own safety, of course, to keep him away from the nice pair of V6's outside! :y
Is he a rope, silk or rubber type chep then LJay??  Or straight into the metalwork of handcuffs and shackles.....   ;D

Sticks and stones may break his bones!   ;)  Whips and chains excite him!  ;) ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?
« on: 12 January 2012, 17:38:28 »
Im getting some popcorn in for when Ljay logs in to OOF. ::) :o ;D ;D

Why?  I'm not an incompetent driver, I drove a 1.manual V6 for a good few years, more than most men on here have done, preferring their go karts!  2.Personally feel that men should be limited to 1.0 litre bikes cars to keep them out of trouble and leave the powerful cars to the ladies who are more suited to driving them! :P :P

I've nowt to prove! :y

1.thats more than enough.. :y
 
 
2.wrong feelings.. I corrected for you ;D





Correction....men should be limited to push bikes!  They'll make easier targets! :P :P

 ::)  Jimbob where are you ;D :P


He is far too intelligent to get involved in this.  Crack on Cem  :y

or locked in a room by Ljay ;D ;D ;D

Tied to the bed in fact! ;) Purely for his own safety, of course, to keep him away from the nice pair of V6's outside! :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?
« on: 12 January 2012, 17:15:31 »
Im getting some popcorn in for when Ljay logs in to OOF. ::) :o ;D ;D

Why?  I'm not an incompetent driver, I drove a 1.manual V6 for a good few years, more than most men on here have done, preferring their go karts!  2.Personally feel that men should be limited to 1.0 litre bikes cars to keep them out of trouble and leave the powerful cars to the ladies who are more suited to driving them! :P :P

I've nowt to prove! :y

1.thats more than enough.. :y
 
 
2.wrong feelings.. I corrected for you ;D

Correction....men should be limited to push bikes!  They'll make easier targets! :P :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Clever girl!
« on: 12 January 2012, 17:04:10 »
That's fab news Andy!  Really pleased for you both.  :y :-*

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General Discussion Area / Re: Why ?
« on: 12 January 2012, 17:00:22 »
Im getting some popcorn in for when Ljay logs in to OOF. ::) :o ;D ;D

Why?  I'm not an incompetent driver, I drove a manual V6 for a good few years, more than most men on here have done, preferring their go karts!  Personally feel that men should be limited to 1.0 litre cars to keep them out of trouble and leave the powerful cars to the ladies who are more suited to driving them! :P :P

I've nowt to prove! :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Wed 11th...
« on: 11 January 2012, 20:24:49 »
9pm, Jimbob's room??

Host your own bloody race!   >:( I want the telly! :P :P :P
That'll be that 'one born every minute' gibbles then. No record function?? ....   ::)   ;D

Nope sky box is up its arse! :(
Well if you rely on Sky, no sympathy.

You can join in as well ;)

Thats good of you! Don't fancy being bait for yay sad lot! :P

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General Discussion Area / Re: Wed 11th...
« on: 11 January 2012, 20:19:50 »
9pm, Jimbob's room??

Host your own bloody race!   >:( I want the telly! :P :P :P
That'll be that 'one born every minute' gibbles then. No record function?? ....   ::)   ;D

Nope sky box is up its arse! :(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Wed 11th...
« on: 11 January 2012, 20:16:27 »
9pm, Jimbob's room??

Host your own bloody race!   >:( I want the telly! :P :P :P

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Sorry Paul but that made me howl! ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Please read if you have children
« on: 10 January 2012, 20:04:13 »
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THANK YOU....is any of this true?????

I'm a mum of 2 and a childcare professional!  And it's a thank you for the heads up.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Please read if you have children
« on: 10 January 2012, 20:00:49 »
Thank you.

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