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General Discussion Area / Re: Police Are "Useless" - Reasons Why The Public Think So

« on: 02 September 2019, 22:39:39 »

a few years back my wallet was nicked in the local pub, cards stopped that night.
following morning "someone" used my card to fill a car in Leeds,
that evening the other card was used to fill a car,
slam dunk said I garages have cctv, you have them, car reg and video of the perp.

too much bother apparently, I thought the cops would welcome a crime and clear up on the stats?
the following week my wife was pulled for driving over a white line to get round roadworks........... 3 points

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General Discussion Area / Re: The End of Human Control of IT

« on: 30 August 2019, 22:22:47 »

on April 5, 2063, the day of humanity's first encounter with alien life after Zefram Cochrane's historic warp drive flight;

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General Discussion Area / Re: It seems to be 50 years since of everything.......

« on: 22 August 2019, 21:25:01 »

It's 50 years since I investigated my first criminal case and initiated the eventually conviction of a criminal.

The first of many!

It is also 50 years since the Woodstock music festival and 50 years since the Isles of Wight festival

ooh, almost forgot, it is 50 years since the Beatles played on the roof of their Apple HQ, playing Get Back!

I was going to suggest 50 years since your first kiss, or your bra strap was 'twanged'........

No that was 55 years ago Opti

ohh that was you?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fighter Pilot : The Real Top Gun

« on: 21 August 2019, 16:36:55 »

until they have to make a decision at "that time" of month?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Fighter Pilot : The Real Top Gun

« on: 21 August 2019, 16:08:27 »

I watched it
I was expecting more "equality" speil for the girl

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General Discussion Area / Re: German take on Brexit

« on: 02 August 2019, 16:05:45 »

interesting stuff

142

General Car Chat / Re: Urgent Help needed - Vauxhall Zafira

« on: 29 July 2019, 19:10:43 »

take the load off the steering lock?

143

General Discussion Area / Re: Oh joy!

« on: 26 July 2019, 12:10:00 »

get her a rhino
tell her its put on weight.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dog grooming

« on: 22 July 2019, 17:43:55 »

years back we sent our spaniel for clipping,
he came back with feathers and with long ears,
exactly the things we wanted rid of,

bought a set of Walle clippers and do all the dogs once or twice a year,
learn how to clean the clippers its the secret to them cutting,
also make sure the guard wont slip off half way or you scalp the dog

Is that Wahl?

yep

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cost overrun

« on: 22 July 2019, 15:49:41 »

if its a new line why not build a maglev like japan and do 200mph plus?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dog grooming

« on: 22 July 2019, 15:47:56 »

years back we sent our spaniel for clipping,
he came back with feathers and with long ears,
exactly the things we wanted rid of,

bought a set of Walle clippers and do all the dogs once or twice a year,
learn how to clean the clippers its the secret to them cutting,
also make sure the guard wont slip off half way or you scalp the dog

147

General Discussion Area / Re: Pay rise

« on: 20 July 2019, 15:22:52 »

over the last  10 years I think I have had about 2 percent pay rise in total
how much has eveyone else had?

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General Discussion Area / Re: How The Young Have To Learn...

« on: 19 July 2019, 12:19:49 »

a mixture of idiot in nissan speeding
toyota pulling out when he cant see,
and onlookers blocking the view,

would anyone stand on the hard shoulder of a motorway?

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General Car Chat / Re: Barnsley Road Wakefield - security issues?

« on: 17 July 2019, 19:51:58 »

do you speak punjabi? most of the locals that end of Wakefield do.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Area 51

« on: 17 July 2019, 09:16:11 »

they only need to shoot the first few.............