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General Discussion Area / Re: Would you?

« on: 01 May 2008, 20:28:38 »

Depends how the 23 stone is distibuted!

As for a 22 yo - i'm in my sixties - but if she dies she dies!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Check this out!

« on: 03 May 2008, 17:54:23 »

This has been on a couple of times before

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General Discussion Area / Re: How meny female members have we got?

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:46:58 »

You Women should be in the kitchen anyway not fixing cars.... thats why your feet are smaller so you can get closer to the sink!

Marriage......
It begins when you sink into his arms.....

and ends with your arms in his sink!

 

Said b4 saucepans make a good present, so does a washing up bowl and rubber gloves!!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Computer help please

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:58:37 »

Command prompt, this  computer is different from my one a work.

Other easier way - click start, click run.  Type winword /a in box, hit enter key.
Same for winword /r.

Hope that helps - sorry i'm used to command prompt but don't use vista as its crap (despite microsoft giving (yes giving) me a free 12 licence copy!!

is your vista up for grabs then, my daught needs a copy of it and she is saving up really hard for one, n she doing a garden sal on sunday to raid funds.

Sorry its not - have used up a number of installs on multi-boot systems and once MS sort out the issues with SP releases may well need those licences!!  Sorry but worth asking!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Computer help please

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:56:18 »

Well I have reinstalled office and word worked, once thik it might be off to a computer expert tomorrow.

Delete your normal.dot file - a reinstall will keep your original file intact.  Then open word again.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Computer help please

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:54:47 »

Oh Vista - you need FDISK and an XP Pro CD

What does he need fdisk for? Is he going to need to wipe all his installation and repartition?  A bit drastic!!!
Agree XP Pro now good op system - especially now SP3 out.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Computer help please

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:37:15 »

Command prompt, this  computer is different from my one a work.

Other easier way - click start, click run.  Type winword /a in box, hit enter key.
Same for winword /r.

Hope that helps - sorry i'm used to command prompt but don't use vista as its crap (despite microsoft giving (yes giving) me a free 12 licence copy!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Computer help please

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:22:43 »

Sorry to be thick, but where do I find it, had a look but can't.

Find what?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Computer help please

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:11:51 »

Open a command prompt - type winword /a
This loads word in diagnostic mode.
If word loads ok most probable issue is a corrupt dot file - normal.dot.
Search for that file and when found delete all instances.
Then load word as you would normally - it will recreate a new normal.dot file.

EDIT
If that fails try opening a command prompt - type winword /r
This re-registers Word in the Windows registry. This switch starts Word, runs Office Setup, updates the Windows registry, and then closes.

Good luck

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General Discussion Area / Re: how many of you???

« on: 02 May 2008, 21:19:25 »

Only ever happened to me with a TR4, a TR6 and my TR4A - never an Omega

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General Discussion Area / Re: Topless

« on: 01 May 2008, 20:23:08 »

Watch where u put that stuff

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General Discussion Area / Re: Call Yourself A Lesbian.....

« on: 01 May 2008, 20:29:27 »

Hey guys - dont knock it till you tried it!

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General Discussion Area / Re: What does .....

« on: 01 May 2008, 20:35:19 »

whats a washing machine ? :-/

Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.

Make good presents do Irons  

So do saucepans!

  Saucepans, Irons, Washing Machine!.....You bunch of blokes!!!!  

Really excellent presents (IMHO) include: A cruise, a Ducati motorbike, a (late model) Irmsher-Miggy......the wish-list is long and does not include ANY domestic appliances!  

You're no fun.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What does .....

« on: 01 May 2008, 20:25:04 »

whats a washing machine ? :-/

Dont know, paid the purchase price on a few though.......bought a couple of irons to, dont know what happens to them as I only use them to iron veneer onto the edge of chip board.

Make good presents do Irons  

So do saucepans!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Ernie - Premium Bonds

« on: 01 May 2008, 20:26:22 »

I won something many years ago - so long i forget how much it was.