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General Discussion Area / Re: Sticky for Jokes
« on: 11 February 2014, 23:22:13 » My apologies to anyone (Our Scottish Members) I have offended.
Alex Salmond is seeing a fortune teller.
Concentrating very hard the fortune teller closes her eyes and says:
"I see you going down a large street, in a car with the top down, and
people are yelling 'Hurrah!'"
Alex smiles and asks, "So, the crowd is happy?"
"Oh yes, like never before!"
"And are the people running behind the car?"
"Yes, they are all around the car, they are going daft! The police are
having trouble clearing the way and controlling the crowd!"
"Are the people carrying flags?"
"Oh yes, Scottish flags and banners with words of hope for a better future."
"Really, and the people are yelling and singing?"
"Oh yes, the people are yelling out messages of hope, that everything
will be better now!"
"And me, how am I reacting to all this?”
"I can't see."
"Why?"
"The coffin is closed..."
"I see you going down a large street, in a car with the top down, and
people are yelling 'Hurrah!'"
Alex smiles and asks, "So, the crowd is happy?"
"Oh yes, like never before!"
"And are the people running behind the car?"
"Yes, they are all around the car, they are going daft! The police are
having trouble clearing the way and controlling the crowd!"
"Are the people carrying flags?"
"Oh yes, Scottish flags and banners with words of hope for a better future."
"Really, and the people are yelling and singing?"
"Oh yes, the people are yelling out messages of hope, that everything
will be better now!"
"And me, how am I reacting to all this?”
"I can't see."
"Why?"
"The coffin is closed..."