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General Discussion Area / Re: Pronounciation of Sarkozy's name

« on: 10 January 2012, 18:35:42 »

I got penalised in a British Sign Language exam for getting the signs for black and prostitute mixed up....wasn't aware that there were dialects in sign language at that point...oops!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Renaming some of the Members

« on: 09 January 2012, 21:57:56 »

Me and Ljay have been renamed a few times already over the last couple of months by certian admins! Time for some payback........

Pinky's ToyBoy
Jimblobby
Darth Rear Invader
Auto Bottom Addict
Mark's STD Clinic
Hotel Californication

 

Go Bob! They all deserve renaming!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 09 January 2012, 13:05:19 »

Oh and I'm pretty sure Lesbians have better things to do than make yay lot suffer!

Pray, do tell

I can just picture you now with the sweat running down your face as you furiously crack one out while Ljay talks about what lezzers get up to 

Doubt it, he'd rather have a cup of tea!

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General Discussion Area / Re: what was no 1 in charts

« on: 08 January 2012, 22:23:48 »

Now Ljay dear, how the bloody hell can you hate Elvis?

He is fantastic..

Sorry!  I just can't bare him!

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General Discussion Area / Re: what was no 1 in charts

« on: 08 January 2012, 22:23:10 »

On 24th Sep 197something ...

The Number 1 single was:
Elvis Presley - "Way Down"

The Number 1 album was:
Diana Ross & The Supremes - "20 Golden Greats"


Born on 24th Sep:
1942 - Gerry Marsden ( of Gerry And The Pacemakers )
1942 - Linda McCartney ( wife of Paul; deceased )
1971 - Peter Salisbury ( drummer, The Verve )
Mrs. Loo-knee

No wonder I hate Elvis, probably heard him to death!

Oh yes! Had forgotten us girlies share a birthday!  LJay and Puss in Boots rock!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dancing on Ice

« on: 08 January 2012, 22:17:23 »

Please remove the bloke with the lisp!  Gonna have to record it and fast forward his bits, he grates on my nerves!

No Holly but mmmm Matthew Wolfenden and Chico!

No way Andy should have gone tonight!

I have to agree with ya mate. The moron that cant say "pizza" needs rather off....
That Mark guy should have gone out he was total pants, probably people like Frankie as she is a fantastic skater and seems to be a lovely woman too 

Even that last twonk Jason was better than him!  Not too keen on the new foreign lass judge either!  Hey Ho!

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General Discussion Area / Re: what was no 1 in charts

« on: 08 January 2012, 22:14:04 »

On 24th Sep 197something ...

The Number 1 single was:
Elvis Presley - "Way Down"

The Number 1 album was:
Diana Ross & The Supremes - "20 Golden Greats"


Born on 24th Sep:
1942 - Gerry Marsden ( of Gerry And The Pacemakers )
1942 - Linda McCartney ( wife of Paul; deceased )
1971 - Peter Salisbury ( drummer, The Verve )

No wonder I hate Elvis, probably heard him to death!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dancing on Ice

« on: 08 January 2012, 22:09:29 »

Please remove the bloke with the lisp!  Gonna have to record it and fast forward his bits, he grates on my nerves!

No Holly but mmmm Matthew Wolfenden and Chico!

No way Andy should have gone tonight!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 08 January 2012, 21:33:52 »

Must......resist......temptation...


 

Damn right you must.....or else!

It's not his fault

1. He's a man.
2. Resistance is futile, although perhaps in this case an exception would be prudent

Damn right it would!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 08 January 2012, 21:20:46 »

Must......resist......temptation...


 

Damn right you must.....or else!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 08 January 2012, 20:24:37 »

Oh and I'm pretty sure Lesbians have better things to do than make yay lot suffer!

Pray, do tell

Couldn't possibly! You'd need more than the one cup of tea!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 08 January 2012, 19:02:46 »

you women are just bullies my wife beats me you know she even does it in her sleep and even if she is wrong she beats me becuase its still my fault

its not easy being a man you know man flue was probably evented by a lesbian just to make men suffer even more

Don't be such a wimp!  Someone needs to keep you in order!

Oh and I'm pretty sure Lesbians have better things to do than make yay lot suffer!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 08 January 2012, 10:37:38 »

very well said that man

+1.......

As for those lady members who speak of childbirth, can I remind them that it is a natural thing that women are designed to do, so why make such a fuss......

Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt like break though!  Hence women having a greater tolerance to pain and discomfort and we therefore find it difficult to dole out the sympathy that you men crave when you have a slight cold Manflu!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 07 January 2012, 21:08:58 »

I really do wish Manflu was fatal!

Get a grip you load of snivelling wusses!  Man up!   It's just a slight cold!

  I would really like to see any man go through childbirth, suspect it would be hilarious!

i gave birth this morning before i went to work i might add plus i never needed pain killers or gas ok was a slight tear in my arse see men are tuff

Too much information!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Dont drive & have a cold.

« on: 07 January 2012, 20:26:04 »

I really do wish Manflu was fatal!

Get a grip you load of snivelling wusses!  Man up!   It's just a slight cold!

  I would really like to see any man go through childbirth, suspect it would be hilarious!