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General Discussion Area / Re: Winning the Lottery
« on: 14 April 2010, 20:09:27 »
I phoned in a sickie last year.told my boss i won the lottery he got excited until i told him it was a tenner ;D ;D.
he wasn't to impressed :P ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: A Lovely way to go...
« on: 14 April 2010, 20:35:00 »
so thats where Mandy Dingle went then ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: The MV6 of it's day ?
« on: 14 April 2010, 20:25:59 »
Snap I still mind my reg no B790BUS

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General Discussion Area / Re: One for you Tim!!!!
« on: 14 April 2010, 16:35:51 »
pity the hole wasn't deeper ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Grumpy Neighbours
« on: 13 April 2010, 10:10:16 »
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Apparently I'm selfish and inconsiderate, only thinking of self, self, self! ::)

Well, that's what my grumpy neighbour told me when he cam out for a go whilst I was changing the cam belt earlier! ::)

I shouldn't have people come and stay either according to him! What is funnier is that he was accusing me/us of making loads of noise on Saturday night and I think it was actually the guy the other side of me ;D ;D

He even threatened to call the police about me working on my car in the road, until I pointed out it was a private road ;D ;D

Not really surprised he's started whining at me... I've listened to his moaning about the people behind him letting their kids play in the garden enough times :o :o

In the end I told him (in more colourful language ::)) to Jog on and sit alone in his house being miserable because it must be what he enjoys :D

Oh... And I obviously don't know what I'm doing when I maintain my car because I seem to do a lot of work on it ::) Did point out that it's called Preventative Maintenance ;D

I think it's all Kevin and TB's fault... They were the ones making all the noise :-X :-X ;D ;D
I don't bloody beleive it there is a Victor Meldrew ;D ;D ;D
Tell him to go and take some pills and sit on his rocking horse and chill ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: My other love ammended!!!!!
« on: 13 April 2010, 19:36:03 »
battle o the handbags & knitting how much for a ringside seat ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: that could be fun
« on: 13 April 2010, 19:29:47 »
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http://gajitz.com/its-a-motorcycle-its-a-sports-car-no-its-snaefell/



what would you insure it under.  :-?

and on that note, im off to watch chelsea thrash bolton  :)
smart bike :-/

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General Discussion Area / Re: new for sale proposals?
« on: 10 April 2010, 22:02:02 »
ive seen a lot of simons sales being slated as he says its a for sale section.
as in ABS a sticky topic or for sale template should apply and know one can post replys except admin :y

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General Discussion Area / grand national
« on: 10 April 2010, 21:40:54 »
Will I put bets on for the wife plus x2 brats who picked there own cows lol my 6 year old daughter won £17.20 my son won £15 my wife won £1.50 ;D ;D and me,hee haw not bad for a initial cost from my pocket of £21.00 :D :D ;D ;D.
Anyone else get lucky big time then :y 

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Cameron was my Fag at Eton (irritating little Oik!)
:o Have you just opened the closet door ?    ;D
aye his ass was nice and firm then ;D ;D ;D :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Feeling really grotty
« on: 06 April 2010, 17:30:20 »
get a nice hot toddy down yer neck :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Jo Brand
« on: 06 April 2010, 21:26:35 »
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I loved this one she came out with last night.


Wife to husband: "I can't remember the last time we had sex"

Husband: "We're having it...NOW"

 ;D ;D ;D
suppose in Jo's case five flaps later you find the f***y ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Caravan travails.
« on: 06 April 2010, 09:02:04 »
pmsl ;D ;D ;Dhe's got a good motorbike trailor now ;D ;D ;D

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I tax on my old 3.0l senny A(1986) for a year was £190 before 1 fools day(april)
my work mates rav 4 2.0l diesel was £210 for a year :o

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