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General Discussion Area / Re: Hey Mike Dundee
« on: 24 January 2008, 21:29:20 »
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Sorry am I holding you up Pete, just fell asleep there ;D


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There for a minute :y

Thats the trouble, you get settled in the arm chair, slippers on and pipe lit..... ;D ;D ;D ;D

I know that feeling only too well :D :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: another bed time joke
« on: 24 January 2008, 23:23:14 »
 :) :) :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Blonde Bank Robbery
« on: 24 January 2008, 22:08:54 »
 :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: ONIONS.................
« on: 24 January 2008, 22:11:48 »
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Mrs Miggy says why dont we all take up knitting , as we are talking about the price of onions and dieting.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You start first then post up a how too ;D ;D

Once i sort out my drop stitch from my cross stitch I will post a pic of the jumper i just finished...... ;D ;D ;D ;D Its like a Val Doonican..can you remember him

Unfortunately yes  :-[ :-[
When i was a kid, Mrs H taught me to knit, but all i could knit was a scarf for my Action Man. Happy days  :) :) :)

Yes I remember my Grandma teaching me to knit, I could only manage a scarf. Long time ago now. Does anyone Knit anyway? I know SWMBO will not darn my socks! :D :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bedtime joke.
« on: 23 January 2008, 23:02:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Caravan and Towing Advice Needed
« on: 19 January 2008, 23:34:20 »
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A good car in front of a good van is what they say and what better car than an omega  :y

A Volvo?
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

On my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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General Discussion Area / Re: Caravan and Towing Advice Needed
« on: 19 January 2008, 21:54:00 »
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JAMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Golfbuddy has the full support of the Admins in writing up a guide on Omegas/towing.
Including step 12, petrol and match?  ;) ;D
Have you not got any cliffs???????
 :D :D :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 23 January 2008, 22:59:05 »
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Why do you want to put weight on if your on a diet??? :-?

But my diet is to put on weight! Doctors orders! :)

dont worry with age, extra weights will catch you ;)

I am of that age, was always slim but illness took it’s toll, Ciggys, to be honest, never been the same again, nor will I ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(


Sorry to hear that..But look in the positive side you will not have heart problems..

Still have a heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Bright side, still going, still working and living a useful life, got a blue badge so can park anywhere!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D


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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 23 January 2008, 22:37:32 »
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Why do you want to put weight on if your on a diet??? :-?

But my diet is to put on weight! Doctors orders! :)

dont worry with age, extra weights will catch you ;)

I am of that age, was always slim but illness took it’s toll, Ciggys, to be honest, never been the same again, nor will I ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 23 January 2008, 00:18:02 »
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Then little and often is still the key, which should help you if you don.t really have an appetite

Now you sound like SWMBO! ;D ;D ;D ;D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 23 January 2008, 00:09:45 »
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Why do you want to put weight on if your on a diet??? :-?

But my diet is to put on weight! Doctors orders! :)

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 23 January 2008, 00:04:53 »
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Eat a balance of protein and carbs every 3 hours without fail but not after 9pm.
A 20 min stroll a day minimum.
And 1 day per week you can eat what you like.
This is a balanced motabalisum diet.
Your weight will fall quite quickly after 2 weeks.

OK but diet works both ways, how do you put weight on if appetite not particularly good? :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 23 January 2008, 00:01:38 »
 :y :y :y :y :y

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 22 January 2008, 23:27:49 »
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Last time i weighed myself 11 stone dead on :y

I take it you haven't weighed youself for quite some time then??  ;D ;D ;D

What on Earth do you mean by that? ;D


Your supposed to put 2 feet on the scales.  :D

I am cut deep  :'( ;D

Oh no!!! Not again. I'll be apologising for another week then?  ;D ;D

Gonna get me pushbike out tomorrow now  ;D
I need to graft an Elite seat on mine, last time I used it I was walking like John Wayne for a week :(

I never said I was gonna ride it I might just clean it ;D
;D ;D

I bought an Omega with a manual box instead of an auto for the exercise ;D

Thats where I am going wrong, I drive auto! :D

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General Discussion Area / Re: Best diet
« on: 22 January 2008, 22:23:40 »
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Should put the weight on the profile. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Fine by me, though I am a little tall for my weight ;D ;D ;D

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