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« on: 22 August 2009, 13:09:59 »
Not embarrassing but I was in the services on the M40 at Northampton with Scott, my oldest, who was 5 at the time. We were in the toilets which were very busy. He was just tall enough to start using the urinals so was busy going away when he looked over at me and said very loudly, "Daddy, your willy is huge!" I looked over at all the other people in the room and just shrugged!
It also puts me in mind of the old story of the dad who walks in to the living room to be greeted by his 6 year old. "Daddy, what's love juice? she asks. In a cold sweat, he sits his daughter down and explains the birds and the bees. When finished, she has a look of utter horror on her face. To break the mood, he asks, "Anyhow, what were you watching on telly?" "Just the tennis" she replies...