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General Discussion Area / Re: Complaicent about Rear Axle
« on: 23 June 2008, 12:58:26 »
Something that can get easily neglected.

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General Discussion Area / Re: marty feldman
« on: 23 June 2008, 12:55:04 »
Very funny.He must have been doing something unspeakable for a very long time to get those eyes.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Pet Insurance Rip Off
« on: 22 June 2008, 19:35:50 »
The insurance companies use slogans like "If you really care for your pet, you'll insure him with blah blah blah etc"

They take advantage of peoples feelings for their pets. Bas****s

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General Discussion Area / Re: Pet Insurance Rip Off
« on: 22 June 2008, 19:26:43 »
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IME young dogs tend to have more accidents.

My ex-wife's 2 year old German Shepherd just needed £2,500 worth of surgery when he ran onto a thrwon stick which went through the back of his throat.

Now here's the kick; he was insured, but the small print pointed out (unbeknown to her) that it only covered the 1st £800.

Seems you lose each way.


If you have to pay £1700 of your own money after you've paid for insurance it makes matters even worse.

Insurance companies are not our friends

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General Discussion Area / Pet Insurance Rip Off
« on: 22 June 2008, 19:17:33 »
I've been looking into pet insurance.

Seems that most insurance companies only want to insure pets cats/dogs, up to the age of 7 years. This means that when most pets need treatment, there is not a policy available for them.

So, what the companies are saying really is this.  If you have a young healthy cat or dog, we are quite happy to take lots of money off you on the off chance that they may need some treatment. They are also saying, that if you have a worn out 14 year old mongrel with a dickie heart, failing kidneys, arthritis and terminal incontinence  they will very politly tell you to "Foxtrot Oscar"

My advise would be that if you are worried about your pets health, would be to put away a little each month. With a bit of luck you may not need to use it.

OK rant over. Your comments please. :-?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Crash Helmets....
« on: 22 June 2008, 14:19:08 »
Lazydocker is dead right about .There are a lot of old deaf bikers out there.Pardon.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Don't. forget
« on: 22 June 2008, 19:53:20 »
Switching the box on now.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Top Gear
« on: 22 June 2008, 21:31:14 »
Have my doubts about James May though. 45 year old batchelor.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Very Lucky Escape
« on: 22 June 2008, 19:39:45 »
some garages are run by cowboys.beware

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cant Wait
« on: 21 June 2008, 20:59:37 »
They are supposed to be buying an ex police car for less than £1000.Sound familiar.

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General Discussion Area / Re: my date
« on: 22 June 2008, 16:17:18 »
I took a girl on a date last week. She loved the tea and biscuits,but thought that giving a pint of blood was a bit much.

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nice one.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 12:32:54 »
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Well Optimist you may not have to wait too long for this "result"! ;D ;D

Two Russian quantum scientists have apparently calculated the possibility of creating a time machine within the next two years.  It can only go forward in time apparently, but it is a start!

Mind you then you will have to contend with me on the wrong side of the time line due to me putting on make up speeding alone at warp speed 1000. :y :y Wow, what an exciting thought! :y :y  However, I will no doubt shatter a few atomic forms during the delicate cell transportation, disintergration process! :'(

I wonder if there will be insurance required for this form of travel, available from Atomist Insurance Co, or Quantum Leap Insurance Co, etc, etc ?   One things for sure the government of the day will milk it of tax like they do currently! :(  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Well observed as usual Lizzie. What you say may be closer to the truth than many people think.

PS Regarding the makeup. I'd been interogated by the Klingons and they made me say it

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General Discussion Area / Re: Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 11:59:18 »
Naturally,it could only be done with hermetically sealed chambers to stop contamination.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 11:43:26 »
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Do dilitithium crystals (or whatever it was they used) cause global warming?

Not sure its feasible, as the tax on the crystals will be too high if fatty brown cottons on....

Had a word with Scotty, he says dilithium crystals are carbon neutral

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