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General Discussion Area / Teleportation
« on: 21 June 2008, 11:34:19 »
I've come up with the idea to cure excessive car use.
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia
The answer is teleportation!
We know this is possible, in fact we have already seen Captain Kirk and Mr Spock do it in the 23rd Century (or was it 1968)
Think of the advantages. No CO2 emmissions, means no melting ice caps, which means no flooded lowland areas, which means you won't have to pay extra insurance.
Another plus point, no cars means no women drivers, so you would'nt need to worry about Lizzie Zoom hurtling towards you on the wrong side of the road, whilst putting on her makeup.
Naturally, all male members of OOF would be exempt, and would be alowed to use ther Omegas as they pleased. This would be on deserted roads, with no speed limits and............Utopia
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