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General Discussion Area / Re: JOKE: Some Observations (courtesy of SWMBO).
« on: 22 September 2009, 06:49:34 »
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General Discussion Area / Re: why men don`t write advice columns
« on: 18 September 2009, 23:53:27 »
Nice one
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General Discussion Area / Another Joke...
« on: 17 September 2009, 16:05:28 »
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!", so he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two kilometers an hour!", the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 was the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189."
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!", so he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty-two kilometers an hour!", the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22 was the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask...Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Highway 189."
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General Discussion Area / Re: Ice road Truckers 3
« on: 14 September 2009, 20:19:36 »
If you have Sky HD or Sky+ then you'll find it on the red button from the TV Guide
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General Discussion Area / Re: Ice road Truckers 3
« on: 14 September 2009, 11:08:16 »
Series 3, episode 1 is on Sky Anytime, I have my my HD box set to record the rest of the series early Friday morning as the usual Thursday night showing conflicts with other stuff set to be recorded.
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General Discussion Area / Re: A guide to servicing your car
« on: 04 September 2009, 12:22:13 »
Brilliant
Where do I book them from?
Where do I book them from?
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General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone on here that will be affected by this?
« on: 11 September 2009, 17:23:05 »
The more I read this thread, the more I realise my original thoughts were flawed. naive? no, I just think that the idea is a good one but as the majority of posts on here say it does appear to be a money making one rather than one of safety.
Trust me, my first involvement in a debate on here and I get flamed
Trust me, my first involvement in a debate on here and I get flamed
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General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone on here that will be affected by this?
« on: 11 September 2009, 11:46:57 »
I see your point and respect it, but I also stick by what I said, even if just one child was kept safe because of this...
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General Discussion Area / Re: Anyone on here that will be affected by this?
« on: 11 September 2009, 11:39:04 »
If it stops even one child from being harmed, molested or worse then it has to be a good call.
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General Discussion Area / Re: Winters here-wifes got the heating on !
« on: 11 September 2009, 11:50:07 »
my back door, patio door and windows have been open till gone 10pm every night for ages here
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General Discussion Area / Re: Outlook Express Hotmail
« on: 07 September 2009, 06:50:35 »
Which settings are you using? POP3 or IMAP?
I'm using POP3 with my Hotmail account and have had no trouble with it at all.
This site gives the outlook settings I use
I'm using POP3 with my Hotmail account and have had no trouble with it at all.
This site gives the outlook settings I use
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General Discussion Area / Re: Power Cut Info
« on: 05 September 2009, 23:48:24 »
I think his post is rather questionable...
OK, I'll get me coat...
OK, I'll get me coat...
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General Discussion Area / just lil joke to make you smile :-)
« on: 12 August 2009, 17:40:54 »
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked.…..
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked.…..
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"