Ok. Just had a read through the 'Changing the oil cooler guide', and even though it says "not everyone curses and swears", all I have to say is;
####! #### #### ####ity #### #### ####ing ####!
All that ####ing time I had the ####ing oil filter off and the ####### plenum / inlet ####ing trumpet off, I could have done this ####ing job! ####!
All that new, fresh oil, wasted. fresh anti freeze, wasted. New gaskets, wasted. New oil filter, wasted. All my ####ing time and ####ing money, ####ing wasted! ####!
if after all this ####ing about, spending god knows how many ####ing hours in that freezing cold ####ing garage, scraping the ####ing skin off my knuckles, if this bloody car is a pile of #### to drive after all of this time, money and effort, I'm going to take a box of matches to the ####ing thing.
Yep, the oil coolers shot. Theres nowt else I can think of that would cause such a massive build up of sludge and slim in my header tank. If it was rust, (and the rad looks in pretty good nick), then the car would be boiling more water than a kettle, which incidently it is not.
So, kick me in the balls whilst I'm down, but how much are these parts going to cost me?
New oil filters a cert, but what about the gaskets for the plenum and intake trumpet? These are brand new and the car hasn't even done 1/4 mile with those fitted. Do I need to spend £60 odd quid again buying new intake gaskets now that I have torqued everything up?