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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Welcome Newbie Mod Jimbob

« on: 13 August 2010, 15:57:03 »

Hello Mr Jimbob, I'm new too would you like to be my friend?
I'll let you have one of my toffees.
Luv
Ozzie.

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello

« on: 10 August 2010, 15:55:46 »

Welcome to back OOF Mike Newbie

WTF have you done? :-/

Might air freshners ring any bells....

I have no idea, I am just an inocent missunderstood forum member, think lazydocker dragged me into something..... :-/ :-/ :-/

This man has been  SO badly affected by this miscarriage of Justice that he is now  unable to even spell the word innocent!
REINSTATE THE BISHOP MIDDLEHAM ONE 

What about my Dad, he can't even post.

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello

« on: 10 August 2010, 17:44:49 »

Hi Ozzie and welcome to the forum.

I have a one eyed womb ferret at home

Does your weasel like toffees too?

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Newbie Welcome Area / Re: Hello

« on: 10 August 2010, 17:32:47 »

Hello Ozzie... Your profile picture is very similar to your Dad's!

Yes it's a picture of me. Dad likes me, he gives me toffees when I ask him to.
Do you like toffees?
I like midget gems best, they're even better than ferret treats.

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Newbie Welcome Area / Hello

« on: 10 August 2010, 15:50:12 »

Hello, my name is Ozzie and I'm a little ferret but my dad has an Omega.

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General Car Chat / Re: standard leather??

« on: 30 January 2011, 17:31:19 »

Additionally, if you have pets, cloth is essential

I don't think my Gerbil cares much either way

PMSL


I meant a proper pet, not your little rat. Or Zok's overgrown rat either

Who you calling a rodent?
Someone could get a few nasty bites for comments like that. Can i have a toffee now?

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General Car Chat / Re: Project AA.

« on: 10 August 2010, 16:05:26 »

That's the oil and filter changed, filter cap was so gunged up, I had to clean it out with carb cleaner.

By the way, all you V6 owners, how do you change the oil filter, without getting it all over your hair? :-?

 

My Dad gets our Gnome to do it.

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General Car Chat / Re: What did TheBoy's Elite fail its MOT on...

« on: 06 September 2010, 10:57:29 »

I don't like air fresheners they make me sneeze.
Can I have a toffee please Mr TB sir?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bloomin Cat

« on: 21 April 2011, 23:08:05 »

Is it going spare?
Mmmmmm rabbit.

It's in a dog poo bag in the bin, but you are welcome to pop up and I will give it to you......it's only a young one though so not a lot of meat on it.....

Bit of a long way for small paws, but thanks anyway.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Bloomin Cat

« on: 21 April 2011, 22:50:32 »

Is it going spare?
Mmmmmm rabbit.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Cat in rabbit hutch

« on: 14 April 2011, 23:29:55 »

Can't have been much of a cat to get beaten up by a rabbit or dinner as they're known round here.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Pink is banned

« on: 06 April 2011, 22:01:38 »

Serves him right for being nasty to my Dad.

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General Discussion Area / Re: What should the admins do the the Pink One?

« on: 05 April 2011, 23:25:33 »

why oh why has access gone so slow....

Well seeing as I am routing about in the server, I think I've found the problem....

I wondered where I'd left my lunch.

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General Discussion Area / Re: Have a Guess what my Dad has in his Pocket?

« on: 28 March 2011, 22:49:15 »

Did someone call?

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General Discussion Area / Re: Post count

« on: 22 March 2011, 23:16:36 »

Leave my Dad alone you nasty pink bully.

Nope, you wanna be Rat 

You wannabe ferret lunch.