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You should be able to see an arc across the electrodes when it is trying to ignite?

Removed it (and the ignition transformer) and there is a nasty crack across on part of the electrode. Connections were also black and brittle. Unlikely to get a good spark, I think.

Black transformer box is bloated and puffy. I'm guessing it is the original from 1999.

That fracture is likely to result in the HT generated by the transformer arcing to ground rather than across the electrodes where it is needed, definitely needs replacing

on the side it says
7 646 764 310

You should be able to see an arc across the electrodes when it is trying to ignite?

Removed it (and the ignition transformer) and there is a nasty crack across on part of the electrode. Connections were also black and brittle. Unlikely to get a good spark, I think.

Black transformer box is bloated and puffy. I'm guessing it is the original from 1999.

Yes, that doesn't look too healthy.

The circuits seem to cover lots of models - all basically the same, but followed by another city or state name. Cleveland, Dresden, Boston, Madison, Freiburg, Las Vegas, Canberra, San Diego, Essen, Alicante, Lausanne, Konstanz, San Remo, Santa Cruz, Dusseldorf, Kansas, Bologna, Hawaii, Maryland, Munchen or Modena.

Is there a numeric part number on the radio? I think the San Diego DJ RCR 127 should be "8 646 713 310"

Rooster strides into a chip shop….., Two chicken legs,  OPEN!

I made a chicken salad the other day.




Turns out chickens don't like salad.

Gunn

Had the plumber coming to service my boiler earlier, but he didn't turn up. 

When I phoned him he said he couldn't come as he was doing another job and wouldn't be able to come round before Christmas. 

I'm not having much luck with tradies at the mo.   

Waited in for service engineer for my warm air central heating unit. Arrived at 1 ish, took it to bits, shoved a smoke bomb up, then condemned it. Bugger.    Leaking out into the loft at the flue angled joint with the ridge tile vent. Waiting to hear if they can source the correct flue part. It can stay mild for as long as it likes. 

That'll be alright. Just don't go up in the loft when the heatings on.     

Do not use notice plastered over it and he's blanked off the gas meter too. 

Moses

Picture of the last girl you can see the shape of the implant.

Best one is the leggy black girl 'taken from behind'

That's her hair. I told you looking at threads like this would make you go blind.

I think it's what he's doing while he's looking at the thread, that will make him go blind!                                                                                   

Dare I say it but a few here are still sexually active with real flesh and blood women.

Others seem to inhabit  a 'female free' zone.

That's woman, I'm sure, not women. 
And, as Groucho Marx once said, making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

It could be considered polite to have sex with the sister(s) of your wife.

We are always being told we need to be more inclusive.

It could also be considered fatal 

Having seen my GF's sister i would end up with an axe in my head and body parts removed if I so much smiled in her direction.