Thanks Steve and Andy. Been hunting around the house for 'funeral clothes'. Haven't needed to wear anything like that for years now, I'm always out with the dog. Got a decent coat and a shirt and tie. Plenty of shoes tucked away, but all of my trousers seem to have shrunk around the waist. Don't know how that happenedI have a single suit now, that's used for weddings, christenings, funerals and interviews. Obviously, it gets lnext to no use for weddings and christenings now...
Bizarrely, over xmas, it appears all my clothes have grown, and even my belts are too big. WTF?

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....because these days it's apparently controversial to say a woman can't have a penis. 
