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[Elite Pete]

Ive just made an appointment for them.





I keep getting phone calls for Spec Savers because are numbers are similar. The call goes something like this

Me "hello"
Visually impaired person "is that Spec Savers"
Me "yes how can I help you"
V.I.P "Can I make an appointment"
Me "When would you like it"
V.I.P "Have you got anything for Friday afternoon"
Me "How about 2.30"
V.I.P "That would be OK"
Me "What name is it please"
V.I.P "Mr Smith"
Me "OK Mr Smith I will see you on Friday at 2.30 Bye"

 

[Timbuk]

Thats a bit naughty

[Elite Pete]

Its either Spec Savers or Citizens Advice

[HGV mechanic]

deafantly citizen advice ! i keep turning up, , and they say, :-?

 

[bertiecbx550]

so how much are your bifocals???

[Elite Pete]

so how much are your bifocals???

£150 buy one pair and get a second pair free. Do you want to send me your credit card details

[sir moanalot]

i had the same with a local fabrication company and contacted them to see whether they would "donate" something to my cause if every time i got a call from someone -after them- i would pass on the correct number.
they told me to sod off and fly a kite so i went to their competition and they said we go to the globe at weekends pop in and we will buy you a couple of pints every now and then, so true to my word i received calls to this other company and said i find a better company for this type of work is xxxxx, needless to say they would phone them and quote "tony" and i duly got my pints every now and again!!!

later that year my old mate kept getting calls for a big rental company (every 20 mins or so) when he phoned up their head off they realised that they had sent out 40,000 brochures with the wrong number on and to save recalling them offered my mate £1,500 and a huge book of stamps plus 20% off future tool rentals for his number which he gave!!

[Danny]

brilliant

[tunnie]

Ive just made an appointment for them.





I keep getting phone calls for Spec Savers because are numbers are similar. The call goes something like this

Me "hello"
Visually impaired person "is that Spec Savers"
Me "yes how can I help you"
V.I.P "Can I make an appointment"
Me "When would you like it"
V.I.P "Have you got anything for Friday afternoon"
Me "How about 2.30"
V.I.P "That would be OK"
Me "What name is it please"
V.I.P "Mr Smith"
Me "OK Mr Smith I will see you on Friday at 2.30 Bye"

 

Answer the phone... (when you know its not the mrs)

Blonde or Brunette?

Special offer this week on red heads.

[bob.dent]

I know how you feel Pete, my home No. is almost the same as one of the local Solicitors in the town and I get the same thing.

I just leave the answer phone on all the time now with a message informing callers that if they want the solicitors to check the number they've dialled as they've got the wrong one. Can't leave a rude message in case family phone. Ubelievably I still get idiots leaving a message for the solicitor!