So, I take it that he isn't 7 foot tall, but must be a complete t**ser to even think about taking you on - with no chance of winning that is ,,,,,,,,,,, 
Chalk and cheese Rob

95% of the time, I can't stand the man and have had to bite my lip quite a few times over the years then he will just go out and do the most heart warming act of generosity

I know he has been a bit of a bast*rd to swmbo over the years.
Over the last few years, he has been attracted to one of his neighbours.
Not a bad lass but she has had a few problems with blokes over the years and gets a bit screwed up from time to time.
If from what I've been told, he came on heavy and she pushed him away.
He didn't get the message and next thing I know i've got him banging on my door asking me about a certain character from my youth. Turns out, said character is the neighbours son and is going to (his words here) take him for a drive with some lads, a gallon of petrol and a spade and scare the sh*t out of him because he won't leave her alone.
Had a word and smoothed it over but tbh, because he has never really had a life, he just hasn't got a clue how to conduct himself in the real world

Shame really because swmbo's mum was 89 years old yesterday and she isnt going to last forever.
When she's gone, the only family he will have left is me and his sister
