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Blonde Bar
« on: 01 April 2008, 22:03:40 »

Hi all,

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by
mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you
should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional

weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.



Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,













'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times'.

Slime.
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Re: Blonde Bar
« Reply #1 on: 01 April 2008, 22:05:24 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde Bar
« Reply #2 on: 01 April 2008, 22:07:10 »

 :y :y :y :y
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« Reply #3 on: 01 April 2008, 22:11:52 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blonde Bar
« Reply #4 on: 01 April 2008, 22:13:00 »

 :y :y :y :y
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Re: Blonde Bar
« Reply #5 on: 01 April 2008, 22:14:45 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 01 April 2008, 22:19:53 »

 ;D ;D ;D........its been real serious on here tonight ,a good joke is just what was needed (looks like debs didnt take her big joke book on holiday with her) ;D
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Re: Blonde Bar
« Reply #7 on: 01 April 2008, 22:21:39 »

 :y
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Re: Blonde Bar
« Reply #8 on: 01 April 2008, 22:22:05 »

Splendid ! ;D ;D ;D

Where is Debs anyway?
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« Reply #9 on: 01 April 2008, 22:58:47 »

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Splendid ! ;D ;D ;D

Where is Debs anyway?
[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif].......still on my Kentish hols. in Herne Bay!  ;)

`been lovely and sunny too; with daily visits to walk the dogs at Joss Bay beach on the isle of 'Fanit'!  :y

......back to my lonely-old Welsh home on Thursday.  :'(
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« Reply #10 on: 01 April 2008, 23:03:36 »

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Splendid ! ;D ;D ;D

Where is Debs anyway?
[smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif].......still on my Kentish hols. in Herne Bay!  ;)

`been lovely and sunny too; with daily visits to walk the dogs at Joss Bay beach on the isle of 'Fanit'!  :y

......back to my lonely-old Welsh home on Thursday.  :'(


On TV next week I think
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