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Jay w

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Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« on: 02 April 2008, 18:04:41 »

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men... that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and a mask over their eyes...

After a few days they meet again...
The engaged girlfriend "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 centimetre stilettos and mask. He saw me he said 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'. Then we made love all night long".

The mistress "Ah! Me too! The other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything... but we still had wild sex all night".

The married one "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes... my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says: "Alright Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #1 on: 02 April 2008, 18:08:25 »

 ;D  ;D :y
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #2 on: 02 April 2008, 18:09:33 »

Like it ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #3 on: 02 April 2008, 18:09:52 »

love it lmao  :y :y
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #4 on: 04 April 2008, 17:15:21 »

good  :y :y :y
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #5 on: 04 April 2008, 17:19:18 »

he he he he ;D
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #6 on: 04 April 2008, 18:04:56 »

oh how true!!!   ;D
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #7 on: 04 April 2008, 21:20:43 »

 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Wife, girlfriend and mistress
« Reply #8 on: 04 April 2008, 21:22:21 »

had a big laugh thanks ;D :y
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