Topic: Sage Advice for Single Oofers (Read 937 times)

PhilRich · « **on:** 22 May 2012, 20:39:37 »

To all you single lads out there, heed this sage advice.....

Marry a woman with small hands, it will make your penis look bigger!

STMO123 · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 May 2012, 20:47:44 »

I chose one with a small brain. Didn't have to look far, in fact I was spoilt for choice

Terbs · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 May 2012, 20:49:41 »

I chose one with a small brain. Didn't have to look far, in fact I was spoilt for choice

Johnny English · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 May 2012, 21:32:34 »

I chose one with a small brain. Didn't have to look far, in fact I was spoilt for choice

Are you sure of she isn't here covered by a fake nickname ?

Kevin Wood · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 May 2012, 22:59:22 »

.. and a small mouth too, of course because... Erm..

~~Chance'd be a fine thing.~~ You'll need less duct tape.

paul.lovejoy · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 May 2012, 23:45:17 »

i married a woman that cant judge distance thinks shes got 9 inches when really its only 6 thats why she keeps reversing into the rather wall