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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

well it never happened,after my pizza and a glass of red i started to slumber,mathsticks under the eyelids,telly crap,wife threatening me if i fall asleep there shes leaving me there so i went to bed with a large scotch and watched a little of the womens basketball and volleyball(which was annoying as one of them looked about 40 and i thought it was the law that to play beach volleyball you had to be in skimpy bikinis and be gorge)and then out for the count.so i was peeshed off cos i like my saturday night session its the only night i dont have to go to work the day after

They should be topless, but political correctness and the league of butch lesbians has put a stop to the enjoyment.

Feminists have no sense of humour.

[moggy]

I am off to compare a help the heros night ,at my local working mans club.Hope i remember my act ,will probably end up.Doing the full monty on stage with my mates again ,but hey its a cracking charity Just a quick up date.Brilliant night fancy dress,raffles,good group.And raised £1,800 for our boys and girls in the forces.Got a bad head today as i was offered free drinks,but chuffed to bits

[tigers_gonads]

Lidl is doing pint bottles of Scrumpy cider for £1:29   

When I picked the missus up last night, she had 3 packing boxes full of them with her so expect even more boll*cks out of me over the next day or 2