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[Big_Al]

Or this one as fast as you can . . . "I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop"

[SIR Philbutt]

Yep just come in on the wire - it's confirmed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2196740/Max-Bygraves-dead-Veteran-entertainer-dies-aged-89-battle-Alzheimers.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

RIP

[Sir Tigger KC]

Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop 

M Jackson just simply went home  (MIB)

According to 'Crowded House' Elvis works in a 7-11....    Forget the name of the song now... 

[SIR Philbutt]

Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop 

M Jackson just simply went home  (MIB)

According to 'Crowded House' Elvis works in a 7-11....    Forget the name of the song now... 

actually its "I saw elvis presley walk out of a seven eleven"

Chocolate Cake is the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgU5B2TZIA @ 2:10

[swordfish]

try this one ;  i slit the sheet the sheet slit me slit was the sheet that was slit by me        ;

[biggriffin]

so who isnt dead,and who works in a chip shop? 
   and  is elvis still on fireman sam

[Sir Tigger KC]

Elvis is still alive and working in a chip shop 

M Jackson just simply went home  (MIB)

According to 'Crowded House' Elvis works in a 7-11....    Forget the name of the song now... 

actually its "I saw elvis presley walk out of a seven eleven"

Chocolate Cake is the song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMgU5B2TZIA @ 2:10

Well done Phil!     You beat me to it... I dug out my Crowded House CD and I'm enjoying listening to it! 

I stand corrected!! 

[Nickbat]

I feel bad now about ever telling that very old joke again, when the judge asks the defendant if he has a criminal record and he says "Yes, Your Honour, Max Bygraves singing Deck of Cards". 

[Sir Tigger KC]

My Nan had a Max Bygraves Christmas album and every year......