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Patient Record mix up?
« on: 06 September 2012, 21:50:11 »
Just been to quacks to get result of the xray I had.

Mrs TB thinks there has been a mix-up somewhere with patient records...

Results: (amongst other things), Heart size is normal.


She claims it can't be my xray, as I don't have a heart...


Cheeky mare.
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #1 on: 06 September 2012, 21:56:25 »
Aha! They'll be checking you for high blood pressure, eh?  ;)
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #2 on: 06 September 2012, 22:03:44 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2012, 21:50:11
Just been to quacks to get result of the xray I had.

Mrs TB thinks there has been a mix-up somewhere with patient records...

Results: (amongst other things), Heart size is normal.


She claims it can't be my xray, as I don't have a heart...


Cheeky mare.

I have to side with Mrs TB .......  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #3 on: 06 September 2012, 22:08:28 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2012, 21:50:11
Just been to quacks to get result of the xray I had.

Mrs TB thinks there has been a mix-up somewhere with patient records...

Results: (amongst other things), Heart size is normal.


She claims it can't be my xray, as I don't have a heart...


Cheeky mare.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #4 on: 07 September 2012, 00:49:07 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2012, 21:50:11
Just been to quacks to get result of the xray I had.

Mrs TB thinks there has been a mix-up somewhere with patient records...

Results: (amongst other things), Heart size is normal.


She claims it can't be my xray, as I don't have a heart...


Cheeky mare.

But you do have a sense of humour.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #5 on: 07 September 2012, 06:34:33 »
Did they investigate why you keep typing the word heart every time you try to type the word brain ?  :P :D ;D ;D
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #6 on: 07 September 2012, 11:21:50 »
Quote from: Albitz on 07 September 2012, 06:34:33
Did they investigate why you keep typing the word heart every time you try to type the word brain ?  :P :D ;D ;D
The quacks are unable to comment on my brain size until they have managed to locate where the hell it is....
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #7 on: 07 September 2012, 11:36:24 »
Did you suggest that you may be sitting on it? ;D ;D
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #8 on: 07 September 2012, 11:38:10 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 07 September 2012, 00:49:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2012, 21:50:11
Just been to quacks to get result of the xray I had.

Mrs TB thinks there has been a mix-up somewhere with patient records...

Results: (amongst other things), Heart size is normal.


She claims it can't be my xray, as I don't have a heart...


Cheeky mare.

But you do have a sense of humour.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, the sense of humour helps when you own an Omega!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #9 on: 07 September 2012, 22:22:38 »
Quote from: dad1uk on 07 September 2012, 11:38:10
Quote from: Rods2 on 07 September 2012, 00:49:07
Quote from: TheBoy on 06 September 2012, 21:50:11
Just been to quacks to get result of the xray I had.

Mrs TB thinks there has been a mix-up somewhere with patient records...

Results: (amongst other things), Heart size is normal.


She claims it can't be my xray, as I don't have a heart...


Cheeky mare.

But you do have a sense of humour.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yes, the sense of humour helps when you own an Omega!! ;D ;D ;D

And a big swear box.  ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Patient Record mix up?
« Reply #10 on: 07 September 2012, 22:25:01 »
I though he broke his brain when he kicked his Omega.  ;) :P ;D ;D ;D
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