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And today's retard of the day is...
« on: 20 November 2012, 19:55:57 »
Well, yesterday...

The stupid retard who took a tupperware bowl of chilli out of the microwave and put on the hob that was hot from boiling the rice.


Needless to say, Mrs TB was not amused ;D
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #1 on: 20 November 2012, 20:03:19 »
Nom Nom - Plastic Nom Nom.
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #2 on: 20 November 2012, 20:04:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D Thats why mrs banned me from kitchen :y
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #3 on: 20 November 2012, 20:06:43 »
Quote from: symes on 20 November 2012, 20:04:17
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D Thats why mrs banned me from kitchen :y
Me too, but I was hungry. Hence this little faux par
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #4 on: 20 November 2012, 20:09:32 »
Easily done TB, especially when your faint with hunger!  ;D :y
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #5 on: 20 November 2012, 20:12:13 »
You copied me mate-told you about that at Oxford meet ;D ;D ;D oh and making cakes was final straw=used 3 saucepans 4 bowls and cheese grater?? we(me & Olivia ) covered kitchen in flour-even got the stuff over cooker hob :o AND for some reason I'm banned from kitchen now ???
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #6 on: 20 November 2012, 20:13:54 »
No doubt Mrs Symes has the same rights of access to the garage ;D
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #7 on: 20 November 2012, 20:17:49 »
Where as we had Hermes deliver 4 parcels today from Debenhams and despite two boxes having fragile written on them, they lobbed them over the gate as nobody was in
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #8 on: 20 November 2012, 20:20:58 »
Quote from: ex taxi al on 20 November 2012, 20:13:54
No doubt Mrs Symes has the same rights of access to the garage ;D
  she NEVER stepped foot in there since the time she walked in and ended up cover in muck from helping me line up trans tunnel in Rover ;D ;D ;D
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #9 on: 20 November 2012, 20:35:13 »
said goodbye to our steamer cos of that  ;D
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Re: And today's retard of the day is...
« Reply #10 on: 20 November 2012, 21:14:00 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 20 November 2012, 20:06:43
Quote from: symes on 20 November 2012, 20:04:17
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D :D Thats why mrs banned me from kitchen :y
Me too, but I was hungry. Hence this little faux par

Should have gone for 3 slices of Marmite on toast  ::) ;D ;D ;)
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