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waspy

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Joke
« on: 30 April 2008, 20:34:56 »
The Zoo keeper approaches Paddy to tell him one of their Gorillas is in season & would he have sex with it for £500.00.
Paddy thinks for a few minutes & replies " yes i will, but with three conditions"
1 "i don't have to kiss it"
2 "my family must never find out"
3 "give me a couple of weeks to get the money together"
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Debs.

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 30 April 2008, 20:38:31 »
 ;D ;D Loved it! :y :y
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amigov6

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 30 April 2008, 21:21:07 »
KISS IT??? The foreplay does'nt bear thinking about!!! :o
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 30 April 2008, 21:24:12 »
foreplay ???

"Hang on tight B'Jaysus"


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