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Test of Love & Loyalty
« on: 01 March 2013, 13:21:49 »
How to test which is more loving and loyal - Wife or Dog. ?

The test is to lock each of them in the back of your car while you go and do something else and then return after 5 hours.

Which one will be really welcoming and pleased to see you ?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #1 on: 01 March 2013, 13:29:05 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #2 on: 01 March 2013, 13:36:43 »
The old ones are the best.
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #3 on: 01 March 2013, 14:14:32 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 01 March 2013, 13:36:43
The old ones are the best.
The old wives, the old dogs or the old jokes?
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #4 on: 01 March 2013, 14:35:46 »
Quote from: STEMO on 01 March 2013, 14:14:32
Quote from: Auto Addict on 01 March 2013, 13:36:43
The old ones are the best.
The old wives, the old dogs or the old jokes?

Correct :y
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #5 on: 01 March 2013, 14:37:53 »
Quote from: Entwood on 01 March 2013, 13:21:49
How to test which is more loving and loyal - Wife or Dog. ?

The test is to lock each of them in the back of your car while you go and do something else and then return after 5 hours.

Which one will be really welcoming and pleased to see you ?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Does Chris read your ramblings on here? ............  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #6 on: 01 March 2013, 14:42:12 »
Quote from: Andy B on 01 March 2013, 14:37:53
Quote from: Entwood on 01 March 2013, 13:21:49
How to test which is more loving and loyal - Wife or Dog. ?

The test is to lock each of them in the back of your car while you go and do something else and then return after 5 hours.

Which one will be really welcoming and pleased to see you ?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Does Chris read your ramblings on here? ............  ::)  ::)  ::)

Obviously not. ;)
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #7 on: 01 March 2013, 14:45:24 »
that would depend on what i had in my hand 8) ;D ;D or what excuse i could come up with :y
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #8 on: 01 March 2013, 15:35:51 »
well after 5 hours one would have chewed the interior,the gear nob and left a wet stain

and the dog would be asleep!
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Re: Test of Love & Loyalty
« Reply #9 on: 01 March 2013, 16:13:17 »
 :y :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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