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Wishful thinking
« on: 06 March 2013, 10:56:40 »

This lightened the mood a bit ;D :y
Little Old Lady In Court...
 



Little Old Lady In Court...
 
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Old Lady: He began to rub all over of my body.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now! '
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.




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Re: Wishful thinking
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2013, 10:59:17 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D made me laugh :y
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Re: Wishful thinking
« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2013, 11:24:57 »

brill.  ;D ;D
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Re: Wishful thinking
« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2013, 14:30:28 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  :D
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Re: Wishful thinking
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2013, 14:59:09 »

when i first saw the picture i thought it was Albs :o :-* :-*
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Re: Wishful thinking
« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2013, 21:34:18 »

Excellent............. :y :y :y
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Re: Wishful thinking
« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2013, 21:48:10 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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