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Lucky Bugger - a family tale
« on: 16 March 2013, 23:47:02 »

Master Vamps has just come in and said he is taking the dog out then going on to stay at his girlfriends.......She is 17, lives with her mother and little brother, he has stayed over a few times. Curious, I asked him where he slept when he stayed over, he said 'in her bed' she is lovely, I know they are having a physical relationship, but was quite surprised that her mother is happy for him to say over........ :-\ :-\  I think I am jealous really, lucky bugger................ :D :D :D

swmbo went to bed at 11.oopm, even if I go to bed now, she will be asleep...... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Lucky Bugger - a family tale
« Reply #1 on: 17 March 2013, 07:59:58 »

I wait until I know my missus is asleep.  ;D
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Re: Lucky Bugger - a family tale
« Reply #2 on: 17 March 2013, 09:40:55 »

Master Vamps has just come in and said he is taking the dog out then going on to stay at his girlfriends.......She is 17, lives with her mother and little brother, he has stayed over a few times. Curious, I asked him where he slept when he stayed over, he said 'in her bed' she is lovely, I know they are having a physical relationship, but was quite surprised that her mother is happy for him to say over........ :-\ :-\  I think I am jealous really, lucky bugger................ :D :D :D

swmbo went to bed at 11.oopm, even if I go to bed now, she will be asleep...... ::) ::) ::)

And which 'her' would that be ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Lucky Bugger - a family tale
« Reply #3 on: 17 March 2013, 09:47:07 »

Lucky boy!!!

Mind you, I had the same treatment with one of my girlfriends (from both our parents), and it's quite strange! But the attitude was that it was better than us sneaking around.

Was always strange when it was the other way though and we were sneaking between rooms :-X ::)
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Re: Lucky Bugger - a family tale
« Reply #4 on: 17 March 2013, 09:48:18 »

Its like that old addage Mike,.......

You come home late from pub, gently shut the front door, slip off the shoes, creep up the stairs, carefully open the bedroom door, go in and...'WHERE THE BLOODY 'ELL HAVE YOU BEEN'........

Next time....go in, slam the front door, clatter up the stairs, barge in the bedroom, plomp down on the bed, kick off the shoes, and say ' What about a b*** job.' Bet you a pound to a pinch, she will be asleep!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hopefully not highjacking, but I thought its along the same lines ;D :y
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