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Re: been trying
« Reply #15 on: 01 June 2013, 04:37:25 »
well if you do decide to take Winston there will be plenty of support from the home boys, probably best to get one of those blow up doghnuts in, ask stumpo when shes on next, she probably has a spare ;)

Just one thing Lubricant would probably be a good idea :-\ :-\
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Re: been trying
« Reply #16 on: 01 June 2013, 11:29:08 »
yes plenty of ky gel or so ive been told :y :y :y :y :y ::) ::)
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Re: been trying
« Reply #17 on: 01 June 2013, 14:00:44 »
Nice one Daz . . ;D ;D ;D

at last a post / thread that we can all have a good laugh at. . . .  just like it used to be a couple of years back
 
The humour has been missing on here for ages  . . .good to see it back :y :y 

As suggested . . .  if you're going for it  . . plenty of lube would be essential I would think  :-\ :-\ :-\

If you got no KY   at least use a drop of GM 10-40   or at worst  some copper slip  ::) ::) ::)   The mind boggles ! ;D ;D ;D ;D

oh &   lastly  . .    GOOD LUCK  ;D ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #18 on: 01 June 2013, 14:35:41 »
I am getting ever so flushed reading this and wondering what it is Daz! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Oh dear, whatever could it be?  I think I am going to faint; where's my smelling salts? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: been trying
« Reply #19 on: 01 June 2013, 14:49:23 »
You could have titled this " getting shafted" ,make sure you have something to bite on ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #20 on: 01 June 2013, 15:25:20 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 01 June 2013, 04:37:25
well if you do decide to take Winston there will be plenty of support from the home boys, probably best to get one of those blow up doghnuts in, ask stumpo when shes on next, she probably has a spare ;)

Just one thing Lubricant would probably be a good idea :-\ :-\
I lent them to Jaime when he came out of hospital. When I asked for them back, he said he'd put some jam on and eaten them.  :(
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Re: been trying
« Reply #21 on: 01 June 2013, 16:11:03 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 01 June 2013, 14:35:41
I am getting ever so flushed reading this and wondering what it is Daz! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Oh dear, whatever could it be?  I think I am going to faint; where's my smelling salts? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

i think in a nut shell Lizzie Daz wants to be dominated, dont be suprised if next time you see him hes in a gimp mask and on a lead ;) ;) ;D ;D oh and he may walk like hes just got off a very big horse :y or is that the other way round :-X :-X
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Re: been trying
« Reply #22 on: 01 June 2013, 16:31:51 »
on a serious note Daz you are ok arnt you youve not caught that bug going around called strapadicktome have you
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