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[STMO123]

.....can get you into trouble.

My wife is a headteacher. I just remarked to some old geezer in the shop "must rush, I've got to pick the wife up from school. The look he gave me... :-?

[MikeDundee]

Well don't have to say it, but easy to surmise what the old geezer was thinking

[STMO123]

Well don't have to say it, but easy to surmise what the old geezer was thinking

Yeah, "Can you get me one?"

[MikeDundee]

  lucky it was'nt early mornin, you would have had a queue of them, pension day

[Markie]

 

i will probably get a frightful row for this  

my wife remarked yesterday whilst making frozen yorkshire puddings ( Brand Aunt Bessie)

"that Aunt Bessie always looks better than she tastes"  

[theolodian]

I pick my g/f up from Uni once in a while  

Added bonus of lots of scenery  

[MikeDundee]

I pick my g/f up from Uni once in a while  

Added bonus of lots of scenery  

 :ysuppose u pick her up less in winter than summer then

[theolodian]

I pick my g/f up from Uni once in a while  

Added bonus of lots of scenery  

 :ysuppose u pick her up less in winter than summer then

Yeah, cold and dark.  On the other hand, they don't seem to care when going out on the weekends.  They wear very little around here no matter how cold it is.   :-?

Of course nothing beats Aislene from Big Brother, saw her on the red carpet at the premiere of Jackass 2 in London.  Only thing above the waist was a thin hanky round her neck, and it was not warm out.  

[STMO123]

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