Before I go any further I totally agree with recent posts about this being a CAR forum, I dont know any car jokes , so heres another blonde one
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he says to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind-- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No ... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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