Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Taxi_Driver]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

[MR MISTER]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

[alexw80]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Multiple variants of the Flu virus, the jab only really protects against the most common if memory serves, and isn't always 100% effective against that one either lol

[MR MISTER]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Multiple variants of the Flu virus, the jab only really protects against the most common if memory serves, and isn't always 100% effective against that one either lol

Yes. They need to develop a special man-flu jab and stop working on the lesser, namby-pamby ones.

[Toledodude1973]

Solution dont let anyone in the cab with any ailment whatsoever------might effect takings a bit but no nasty flu!

[MR MISTER]

Oh.......and mind you don't shit the bed.

[Taxi_Driver]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  but am i allowed to watch the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read a good book  ....if i can manage it i mean 

[Taxi_Driver]

Oh.......and mind you don't shit the bed.

im not as old as you 

[MR MISTER]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  but am i allowed to watch the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read a good book  ....if i can manage it i mean 

You can watch the porn channels but don't over-exert yourself in any way. Send for Mrs TD to do it.

[Taxi_Driver]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  but am i allowed to watch the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read a good book  ....if i can manage it i mean 

You can watch the porn channels but don't over-exert yourself in any way. Send for Mrs TD to do it.

I'll read a book then  Off to bed now.....

[bored bigyin54]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

never had a flu jab . and never had the flu touch wood

[05omegav6]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

never had a flu jab . and never had the flu touch wood

Pattern or genuine

[PhilRich]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

Go straight to bed and get Mrs TD to make you whatever you want. When she has settled you for the night, she can take the cab out for a few hours. Tell her not to take any long-distance fares, she may have to rush home to make you a brew.

Im gonna take STEMO advice and go to bed  but am i allowed to watch (1) the porn channels on the 37inch tv in the bedroom.....or should i just read (2) The Good Book  ....if i can manage it i mean 

Fixed that for you Al
Oh, & the answer is No to (1) and Yes to (2) in that order.
The first will raise your blood pressure to dangerous levels for a man in your delicate condition and the second will lower your Ardour to a level where even thinking of the first is out of the question!

[bored bigyin54]

someone (thats me) who has a yearly flu jab......manage to get man flu...in the summer 

Might not be around for much longer  ....as you guys know it can be fatal 

never had a flu jab . and never had the flu touch wood

Pattern or genuine

none off them

[Marks DTM Calib]

As every man knows 'man flu' is a viral infection of the testes (hence why women don't get it) so over exertion whilst watching the porn channel may not help