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[Rods2]

Somebody me and some friends knew who had the same problem, we nick named Peter Puffer.  Now what can we call you: _______ Steve?

[MR MISTER]

Somebody me and some friends knew who had the same problem, we nick named Peter Puffer.  Now what can we call you: _______ Steve?

Ermmmmm....I could say 'stinky' but that wouldn't be very nice of you.

[Andy H]

Somebody me and some friends knew who had the same problem, we nick named Peter Puffer.  Now what can we call you: _______ Steve?

35 years ago, on a childhood holiday, I recall Peter (who was 6 months old) being called 'Peter Pops' due to the prodigious quantity of botty burps that he produced (might not be the same peter)

French => English translation (Principal Translations/Principales traductions)
péter⇒ (émettre un gaz naturel)
colloquial   fart
formal   pass wind, break wind
slang    drop one, blow off

[Rods2]

Somebody me and some friends knew who had the same problem, we nick named Peter Puffer.  Now what can we call you: _______ Steve?

35 years ago, on a childhood holiday, I recall Peter (who was 6 months old) being called 'Peter Pops' due to the prodigious quantity of botty burps that he produced (might not be the same peter)

French => English translation (Principal Translations/Principales traductions)
péter⇒ (émettre un gaz naturel)
colloquial   fart
formal   pass wind, break wind
slang    drop one, blow off

I met Peter and his wife, where they lived in France and used to keep an eye on my house there and let the electric and water meter men in to read them.

Sadly, Peter died about about 10 years ago in his early 70's from cancer.

[chrisgixer]

Somebody me and some friends knew who had the same problem, we nick named Peter Puffer.  Now what can we call you: _______ Steve?

fEsta. I thought we had this already

But no, it's not an age thing. Ime its a diet thing. I had steak and chips last night, but this time with onions.

While working on Lazytinkers car yesterday, undoing every bolt was accompanied by an audible warning. The warning "level" was directly proportionate to the tightness and seizure level of the bolt.

So given that poxy car fought us at EVERY single turn yesterday, including the rear lower shock mount that needed maximum force to undo at EVERY turn of a 300nm torque wrench (for leverage) I would like to make it clear to the owner that it was not the bolt that was squeaking at every turn, but my hairy arse! And the tantrum that followed was nothing to do with taking 20mins to undo one poxy bolt, but more to do with blasting a hole in my brand new pants.

Bloody onions, in my case.

[chrisgixer]

But as your a practicing homosexual, is there any surprise you've lost control?

[MR MISTER]

But as your a practicing homosexual, is there any surprise you've lost control?

Practice makes perfect.

[chrisgixer]

But as your a practicing homosexual, is there any surprise you've lost control?

Practice makes perfect.

Damn. Should have said raging....

[ronnyd]

Don,t worry mate, it,s not an age thing, iv,e been like it for most of my life. Wife does complain about the smell
sometimes but i just blame her cooking.

[omega3000]

Don,t worry mate, it,s not an age thing, iv,e been like it for most of my life. Wife does complain about the smell
sometimes but i just blame her cooking.

 

Have you noticed how pets look at you when strange noises come from beneath you 

[Andy H]

Don,t worry mate, it,s not an age thing, iv,e been like it for most of my life. Wife does complain about the smell
sometimes but i just blame her cooking.

 

Have you noticed how pets look at you when strange noises come from beneath you 

Just had a flashback to an image of one of my dogs letting rip, jumping to her feet and then staring intently at her own backside for a few moments before turning to me and giving me a look as if it was my fault.